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Kill it with eggs before it lays fire! 

Self explanatory.

You see the creepy crawly thing that must die and in your panic you yell “Kill it with eggs before it lays fire” instead of what you were actually trying to say- to kill it with fire before it lays eggs.

Coined by spook AKA zombitini
*Sees a cockroach scuttle through the lawn*
KILL IT WITH EGGS BEFORE IT LAYS FIRE!!!”
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kill it with fire 

soldier: enemies are hiding in these woods. What should we do sir?
commander: KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!

Kill it with fire 

Destroy something extremely prejustistly with a flamethrower or anything that makes something in excess of 1000 Degrees Fahrenheit.
Dude 1: I see a spider
Kid: KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!
The Spider liking kid: Calm down its a spider. It won't hurt you until you hurt it.

Kill It With Fire 

When someone sees something and wants to kill it. Sometimes it's a bug. Maybe it's a joke but you already got your flamethrower
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH KILL IT WITH FIRE"
"ok"
*gets flamethrower*
"ok"
"BURNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN"
"dude it was a joke-"
"it was?"
Kill It With Fire by Ghosty_ June 3, 2021

kill it with fire 

Destroy it with extreme-ly hot flames.
Host--Hey, welcome to the bonfire. You bring your share?
Guest--Here's a semister's worth of psychology notes.
Host-Sweet. KILL IT WITH FIRE!

Gonna Kill It 

1)Owen is taking his test today. He studied a lot for it so he's gonna kill it!

2) I'm running a 5K today, I'm gonna kill it!

If it bleeds, we can kill it 

Much like Get to da choppa! this is a much quoted line by the character Dutch in the action film Predator.
played by-Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Must be said barely audibly, due to an over sized cigar or sum such stand in prop and a thick Austrian accent.

Can be used in any number of social situations often regarding an overly optimistic and highly unlikely outcome.
Mac: Dude, that babe is way too hot for you.

(puts rolled up beer mat between teeth and assumes Austrian accent)

Dutch: If it bleeds, we can kill it.