keysexual

Feeling a sexual attraction towards any type of key

“Ohhhh yeah ! I'm going to shove that key in mY hole ! I'm totally keysexual !”

by keysexual January 8, 2016

kilosexual

Anyone or anything attracted or has the sudden urge to dry hump or have sexual with everything (Wilson). The term kilo-sexual derives from the Latin route kilo meaning thousand.

Random Guy: Bro I just saw some gai dry hump a fire hydrant whilst a dog urinated on it, and proceeded to rape the dog... and everything else.

Other Random Gai: Dang, I am now so compelled to join him. We can be kilosexuals together. Maybe we can dock together.

by thelardlord November 29, 2013

Kitsexual

One who has control over their sexuality, who can choose when they are homosexual, heterosexual, pansexual, or asexual.

Did you know Joey is a kitsexual?

by MrKitkatWaffle November 17, 2013

Kenosexual

Something no one should be

M: I'm Kenosexual.
Everyone: oh got fucking dammit

Al Qaeda: What the dog doin?

by Funny Mystery Man July 2, 2021

keosexual

a person who is only attracted to someone called keo

i am keosexual

by pisskinkhaver069 November 21, 2021

keosexual

only being attracted to someone called keo

person 1: wanna date?
person 2: nah im keosexual

person 1: damn alr

by pisskinkhaver069 November 21, 2021

xetosexual

Someone that is sexually attracted to everything they see.You can say it's a fetish for everything.The first known case was of a woman in 1981 in the U.S.A.though it could've been invented thousands of years ago.

-"yo did you see that xetosexual"?
-Yeah man she was getting it on with that penny"

by Cablelitterbox651 January 14, 2016