keister feaster

One who enjoys licking anothers anus. Also see rim job
That guy couldnt get enough of my bung hole. What a freakin' keister feaster!
by GhengisGhandi March 25, 2008
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keistered a peacock

For someone to keep something that everyone wants till the novelty wears off then brings it out.
eli held on to the peach snaps all night till everyone was over drinking then pulls it out "oh he just keistered a peacock"
by Cornelius roundtable January 08, 2017
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Keister Punch

v.
This is a type of punch that is defined by where the punch lands. In this case, the punch will most closely resemble an upper-cut punch, but instead of the lower jaw, this one will land directly on the sphincter of the colon. The hope with this punch is that the recipient's sphincter will go numb and lax, causing the victim to shit his or her self.
I waited until she turned her back and then I keister punched her so hard she shit herself. That'll teach her to say "hi" to me!
by Mr.Touchdown August 12, 2009
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easter keister

When the Church puts a limit on how many eggs you can find in the egg hunt so you have to improvise
Bro they only let us find 5 eggs each so I had to Easter Keister like 15 of them.
by Dcmarvel nerd February 06, 2018
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Keister For Easter

When a man gives anal sex to a woman On easter, Put it in the Keister for Easter
by THE GNAR!!!!!!!!! April 01, 2009
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Keister Cowboy

Primarily a Colorado term refering to a gay man.
What a Keister Cowboy!
by Krapfenhund January 20, 2011
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keister weed

Wtf bro, did u just poop that out? I'm down to keister weed. Gov.don't know how to grow it anyways! Sry bunch of dum chicks.
by Busta Burk February 19, 2016
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