Alabama Jumpstart

When you hook a battery to a cow heart with jumper cables and then have sex with it.

Scott said he tried an Alabama Jumpstart the other day after ole Bessie passed.

by Definitely Not Scott February 10, 2023

jumpstart

Plugging your gas-wasting car into another car with cords so it will start with electric sex.

My car's sex-life is dead. It needs a jumpstart.

by seanthebeloved January 25, 2011

jumpstart

the act of inserting anal beads into a partners ass then pulling them out quickly to help increase there arousal.

she wasn't in the mood so I gave her a jumpstart

by chrisyellowdog3 July 16, 2008

Jumpstart

Lighting a Cigarette or Joint from the lit end of someone else's cigarette, because one does not possess a source of ignition such as a lighter or a box of matches.

Hey! Do you have a light?......Nah man!......Can I grab a jumpstart?

by Froud March 8, 2020

the swedish jumpstart

where you wear a battery on you back with jumper cables hooked to it, then you jam the negative in your ass and hook the positive to your balls and then pull you cock

give tibor the back pack and lotion i guess he needs "the swedish jumpstart"

by Macfitster September 3, 2013