Jonah

Okay. So Jonah is a tall lanky boy who blames only wanting sexy stuff because he's an introvert NOT TO MENTION his arms..take up HALF OF HIS BODY IT'S LIKE EELS BECAME PART OF HIM AND THEY ARE NOW HIS ARMS THAT HE CAN KIDNAP PEOPLE WITH WHILE YELLING "OOGA BOOGA" IN A ROOM WITH ALL THE LIGHTS FLICKERING AS YOU RUN SCREAMING WHILE TRYING NOT TO POOP YOUR PANTS BECAUSE YOU MAY D I E

Person one: I heard a weird thing last night..and someone tried to grab me
Person two: Did they say ooga booga?
Person one: YES!
Person two: It was Jonah

by Rickypeepee May 10, 2019

Jonah

The sweetest guy you'll ever see! He's so nice and kind. He's a great listener and an even better dancer😂. He's so smart and funny and weird (in a good way.)

Never have a dance-off with Jonah, you'll always lose.

by That weird brown girl January 28, 2019

Jonah

Very loving guy. You will never meet anyone else like him. He will always pick you up when you're down. He is very trustworthy. Very lovable and sweet. A great guy to talk to about anything that's on your mind. Any girl that gets him is very lucky. Never let go of a guy like him. Keep him with you at all times.

Wow jonah

by WDW Limelight July 4, 2019

Jonah

A guy who loves memes and is as crazy as heck. Fights with a girl about who’s “the most epic” He’s a great friend tho

Jonah: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

by ShawnMendesLover9807 June 8, 2019

Jonah

really awesome and intelligent with beautiful blue eyes and brown hair. Really hot and attractive.
Just a simply perfect guy.

Tommy-Omg i wish i was him

Jo-Ya me too he's such a Jonah

by gymnast girl 101 May 26, 2016

Jonah

Sexy ass nigga

Every girl needs a boyfriend like Jonah.

by hbskxobsjcb September 14, 2019

Jonah

A dated 1950's slang term for a cool guy. This slang term is pretty extinct these days, and it's pretty unknown how this term came to be.

He's a real cool Jonah! - from 1952 industrial short "A Young Man's Fancy"

by Jonah Falcon September 17, 2005