Johnny Cash breakfast

An early morning meal consisting solely of beer, in lieu of solid foods. Often served with dessert (more beer).

"The beer I had for breakfast wasn't bad, so I had one more for dessert." - Johnny Cash enjoying a Johnny Cash breakfast in the song "Sunday Morning Coming Down"

by Icebrand September 30, 2012

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Johnny Cash out

The common occurrence wherein one party of a long term marriage dies and the surviving party dies shortly thereafter.

This term comes from the famous example of Johnny Cash dying a mere four months after the death of his wife of thirty five years, June Carter Cash.

When my Grandma died last spring we were all worried that Grandpa would Johnny Cash Out before too long.

by Tet offensive March 13, 2009

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Johnny Cash Friday

Any Friday you work when you were promised a the day off. You fell like you are in prison and listen to Johnny Cash prison songs all day.

The inverse of Bon Jovi Friday

They said this job would be four tens but now I'm working four tens and Johnny Cash Fridays!

by Major Kong October 5, 2009

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Johnny Cash Ass

(Burning Ring of Fire) Do you really need an explanation? Runny diarrhea that burns as it exits. This often happens the morning after spicy food, or Chinese food (Chinese fireball). It really is self explanatory.

I have been sitting on a Johnny Cash Ass ever since I had that Spicy Thai food earlier.

by homerer May 11, 2009

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Johnny Cash Dick

When you have a combination of too much alcohol and cocaine, and can't get it up when trying to fuck a girl. Can also mean an inability to bust due to too much alcohol/cocaine.

"I was fucking this girl for 5 hours straight and she wanted me to bust but I just couldn't! It was probably from all that alcohol and coke I did."

"Sounds like you had Johnny Cash dick."

by g-smallz September 14, 2013

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