jorner

jonis and corner combined, it is the act of being called "jonis" and being stuck in a corner. Jonis's are usually scottish, have anger issues, and are rejects to society. And thus, the "jorner" was made.

some random jonis: 'ello world it's me jonis innit

based sigma: fuck you jonis sit in your jorner
random female: yeah fuck you jonis we have a jorner for a reason
a fucking goose: JORNER ALERT JORNER ALERT
some fucking cat i found on the street: i fucking hate jonis's
the queen of england: SIT IN THY JORNER YOU PEASANT SCUM
the scythe in my parents garden shed: lol jorner haheheahehhee
jonis: im going to kill myself

by poopybutt69420 December 9, 2022

johnsrude

the eminent yahge, capable of immense feats of physical strength but still has a sensitive side. Known to crush after a long day.

not to be confused with yahgerude who is his alterego that talks to girls, crushes brew, and generally kills it.

Steve: Gah, johnsrude is being so sensitive.

Scottie: But yea, yahgerude is killin' it with all the ladies.

by Yahgerude1 December 9, 2013

Jonera

Beautiful, intelligent, and full of love. Her love flourishes through and spread to those who are in need of having love in the there life. This name breathes a sense of life to those who say it making them feel a sense of beauty within themselves. Also shows care and passion for everyone through her beautiful heart and finds her way through tough situations no matter what the case may be.

Jonera helped me find a way to connect with people by a show of love and compassion for all

by Osiris132 November 12, 2016

Joaner

Anyone that trys to showoff, but fails badly.

My boy became a Joaner when he choked on his banana trying to impress his math teacher.

by trampoline man September 27, 2019

Shawn/Joiner

Shawns/Joiners are typically insane, ridiculous individuals. They like playing Team Fortress 2, but only if by playing, you mean HAXING. They were some of the first people to use words like "Fail," in real life and they're the only people who can fit the word "Headshot" into any conversation. They also do very good impressions.
You will usually be able to recognize a Shawn/Joiner from across the room by his ability to tell of his latest TF2 adventures for at least 10 minutes at a time, in a variety of voices, primarily using the stereotypical "Spy" accent.

Shawn/Joiner
Ash: Did you hear that Shawn kid with a funny accent in the second row talking about "headshot"-ing people? Is he a Russian exchange student?

Alex: No, he's just talking about his latest conquests in TF2.

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Rode: Joiner, quit talking about your video games! I need to start class!

Joiner: Nein!

by AJ^2 January 18, 2010

Doing a Johnra on it

Doing a Johra on it can refer to many things such as 1- Becoming laughably angry at his best mates over nothing 2- Drinking enough to kill oneself on one occasion but never again and resorting to a 2 cans max policy 3- Using unknown units of measurements e.g. 'a fuck mile' believed to be i the region between 30 metros and just over 4.6 miles.

'u drinkin tonite?' 'Ye 2 cans max and stop fucking going on about drinking you dickhead' 'alri relax don't start "Doing a johnra on it"

by Mr. Banterking June 12, 2012

johnference

Placing or accepting a cell phone call in a public restroom stall.

Bill: "Where's Ravi?"
Ricky: "I just heard him having a johnference with someone in stall two. I flushed twice to give her a location reference."

by RickyDash September 22, 2009