by Mariah_dont_carey_funny_98 November 22, 2021
Get the Maria Joao Coutomug. by kdjfjsngmdgk January 24, 2023
Get the joao vitro de oliviera teixeiramug. When there are girls around, you will probably hear "Classic Rosa". His smile works as a magnet and all the girls in the area cannot escape from it. Joao Rosa is a guy really hard to compete with, so better refresh your flirting skills if don't want to end up alone at McDonald's at 3.00 am. Besides this, you have probably never saw him upset or angry with someone.
by Ostrich911 November 21, 2021
Get the Joao Rosamug. by Mariah_dont_carey_funny_98 November 22, 2021
Get the Maria Joao Coutomug. Joao is the most likely person in their family to succeed. They hate fake people and love weed. He has very cute facial features which makes you want to just pinch his cheaks. they flirt with everything and everyone so if a Joao flirts with you he’s probably just bored.
And finally Joao’s have pretty big dicks.
And finally Joao’s have pretty big dicks.
by aserty3000 November 21, 2021
Get the Joaomug. joao may usually have hissy fits about practically nothing, bad at managing his own health and is secretly fruity. yet he still finds a way to be a nice friend.
girl 1: why are you crying?
girl 2: joao broke up with me because i said shield hero was mid
girl 1: again?
girl 2: joao broke up with me because i said shield hero was mid
girl 1: again?
by THE SUSSY BAKA June 25, 2022
Get the Joaomug. by Le Joao February 19, 2024
Get the joao martinsmug.