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Maria Joao Couto

Maria Joao Couto does the best puns, ahahahaha.
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you: yk joao vitro de oliviera teixeira?
me: i only know jersey
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Joao Rosa

When there are girls around, you will probably hear "Classic Rosa". His smile works as a magnet and all the girls in the area cannot escape from it. Joao Rosa is a guy really hard to compete with, so better refresh your flirting skills if don't want to end up alone at McDonald's at 3.00 am. Besides this, you have probably never saw him upset or angry with someone.
Joao Rosa: "Do you wanna marry me?"
by Ostrich911 November 21, 2021
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Maria Joao Couto

Maria Joao Couto does the best puns, ahahahaha.
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Joao

Joao is the most likely person in their family to succeed. They hate fake people and love weed. He has very cute facial features which makes you want to just pinch his cheaks. they flirt with everything and everyone so if a Joao flirts with you he’s probably just bored.

And finally Joao’s have pretty big dicks.
girl 1: Omg joao is here
girl 2: OMGG he’s sooo cute
boy 1: I’d let him hit
by aserty3000 November 21, 2021
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Joao

joao may usually have hissy fits about practically nothing, bad at managing his own health and is secretly fruity. yet he still finds a way to be a nice friend.
girl 1: why are you crying?
girl 2: joao broke up with me because i said shield hero was mid
girl 1: again?
by THE SUSSY BAKA June 25, 2022
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joao martins

Joao Martins has the Biggest dick on the block, eats pussy like The Rock
by Le Joao February 19, 2024
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