Poo Jitsu

A branch of Jiu Jitsu, a martial art that focuses on self defense using grappling and ground fighting, where the practitioners employ the use of their own fecal matter to enhance the effectiveness of their submission techniques.

Student 1: "That guy Tony is a 3rd degree black belt in Poo Jitsu."
Student 2: "I heard that once he almost killed some dude, who refused to submit, using an ass-triangle lock!"
Student 1: "Yeah, if you get in the cage with him, things can go from good to shitty in a matter of seconds."

by Baron Marx August 25, 2013

Jitse

Jitse is a Frisian name and means the deligent one, hard working and can combine sports with the dutch student life, partying, smoking sigars and drinking quarenta-y-tres (Liquor 43). He also enjoys wordplay and makes the most stupid jokes day in day out. He is also eager for girls but doesn't manage to keep them because he is too nice, girls don't understand this behaviour. A really lovely man, with good habbits? OMG

Man 1: "Look at him he's doing the Jitse"
Man 2: "Yeah, would love to have some Cuban and 43 too!"

by Inhale Fury October 12, 2011

Jitty

Leicestershire slang for alley way

Come on Steve..there's loadsa ode pornos up down the jitty

by Profanity personified April 5, 2004

Jiu-Jitsu

Literally translate to "Gentle Arts" in Japanese. In theory created more than 2000 years before Christ in India, by a monk who did not have a weapon to defeat themselves from barbarian attacks. The influences spread to China and eventually had taken root to Japan. The arts were elaborated and used in the Samurai Era to be the first martial arts ever known in Japan. This traditional arts involved in striking, throwing, or grappling. Hence the disciple of karate, judo, and aikido.

Arguably the most influential person in history of jiu-jitsu is Mitsuyo "Esai" Maeda

by Red HuRaiZon October 11, 2003

JUTSYS

Stands for 'Just use TypeScript you shitlord', the original slogan of the TypeScript team.

- What are peoples thoughts on TypeScript vs Flow for React?
- JUTSYS

by pesbudeshmayonez November 29, 2018

goo-jitsu

The ability to search google with exceptional skill, mastery and speed.

Andy's goo-jitsu is stronger than your karate, grasshopper.

by Scioppius October 28, 2009

jew jitsu

A jewish martial art.

A thug tried to steal the jewish mans jew gold but ended getting knocked the fuck out by the heebs jew jitsu moves.

by jew jitsu master March 30, 2010