When a dude gets a boner by accident, often in an awkward and inappropriate situation. Just as if a Jedi activated his lightsaber by accident.
“Dude, why were all the girls laughing during your PowerPoint presentation?”
“Damn man… I got an accidental Jedi”
“Damn man… I got an accidental Jedi”
by J-man The oneliner January 15, 2022
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Dude: Man, you're such a douche.
Verbal Jedi: At least I get more pussy than you. The last time you had pussy was when pussy had you.
Dude: ...uh...yo' mama...
Verbal Jedi: At least I get more pussy than you. The last time you had pussy was when pussy had you.
Dude: ...uh...yo' mama...
by 3Dradio May 24, 2006
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A short, handsome boy with a lot of friends. All of Jediah's friends are lucky, because he is one of the best friends you could ever have. He's helpful and goofy and really likes his hair. When you're feeling down you'd be lucky to have a Jediah around to make you smile. You can trust him to keep your secrets. If you have a Jediah in your life you are one of the luckiest people alive.
A short, handsome boy with a lot of friends. All of Jediah's friends are lucky, because he is one of the best friends you could ever have. He's helpful and goofy and really likes his hair. When you're feeling down you'd be lucky to have a Jediah around to make you smile. You can trust him to keep your secrets. If you have a Jediah in your life you are one of the luckiest people alive.
by LunaDumbledore June 14, 2017
Get the Jediah mug.A phrase used by non-asians as a way of acknowledging an asian for his/her superior skills in math, tennis, cooking, drinking, or chess.
A corruption/improvement of the archaic phrase "You're the Asian, Jedi." Although currently in disuse, it is still widely used in a galaxy far away somewhere.
A corruption/improvement of the archaic phrase "You're the Asian, Jedi." Although currently in disuse, it is still widely used in a galaxy far away somewhere.
Matt: "Oh skillz, I got a B+ on my Algebra 2 test today!"
Sarah: "Good job, now I'll let you try my awesome beef stew I made just for you!"
Yin: "Psssh whatever, my Yakisoba still owns which I made WHILE acing my Calculus test!"
"Damn! Yoda Asian Jedi!!!"
Sarah: "Good job, now I'll let you try my awesome beef stew I made just for you!"
Yin: "Psssh whatever, my Yakisoba still owns which I made WHILE acing my Calculus test!"
"Damn! Yoda Asian Jedi!!!"
by toppernotch6 May 17, 2010
Get the Yoda Asian Jedi mug.The act of performing oral sex on a partner through the force. If one can force choke their girl, they too can force lick her pussy.
Padme: Can you do that thing I like when we're at the senate meeting today
Anakin: you know I can force lick a pussy like no other baby
Padme: Fuck I love that Jedi Head
Anakin: you know I can force lick a pussy like no other baby
Padme: Fuck I love that Jedi Head
by lickmygeiscreamcone February 8, 2020
Get the Jedi Head mug.The most beautiful girl in the world. She will be there through thick and thin, she is loyal and with curve anybody for you. A Jéda is what you should aspire to have. And she has that ass😍.
by J-dizzle April 19, 2017
Get the Jéda mug.Weirdest girl you'll ever meet but at the same time is the coolest person you'll ever meet. She keeps it 100 with you and can be viewed as a true friend. This is the type of girl that any guy would want to marry because she is incredibly smart. A Jedaiah can rub off on you in a worthwhile way. Endearing, caring, lovable, and a define keeper. She can sometimes be over looked by guys because she isn't the "typical" girl. Everybody needs a Jedaiah in their life.
by Sabrina Harris Jr. March 13, 2017
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