Jed

Likes getting the screwdriver and is an absolute dumbass who thinks he can smoke weed

Jed doesn’t even know where he is from one bowl pack and his ass is bleeding

by Littlefuckfucker69 April 26, 2019

Jed

man ho who gets mad if u dont send him pictures of your boobs way more into sluts. has the ugliest face in the world, and can often be compared to sewer water. has hillbilly accent and smells like farm, smoke, and jerky.

Milly:Jed is such a douche.
Trissy:He smells like dirty farm.
Satie (the slut): YEEEAH BUT I WANNA SHOW HIM MY BOOOBS!

HES A LOSER.

by immmabanditwithaloottacashh January 15, 2009

Jed

A male child who resembles a cabbage patch doll.

OMG HE LOOKS LIKE A JED. TOTAL JED ALERT.

by TeamJesus August 4, 2012

Jed

Blackest Man Alive. The Darkness.

Person: Yo, dawg why is it so dark here?
Other person: Jed just walked in.

by SupahFlyy November 14, 2010

Jed

I fuckin gay ranga who likes to suck dick

Jed is a fucking gay cunt

by BVIUFA December 11, 2018

Jed

1) A first class faggot lady boy who bums his rabbit

2) A dead cats tail that has been skinned and cooked in soup

3) Incestuous man

"Poor Fudge, someone anally raped him"
"Must have been a Jed"

by jedisthebest June 12, 2013

Jed

Jed is a loud, annoying, and stubborn. Even though every girl hates him. One in special named Hannah is dating this dumbass. He is lucky to have friends and. especially a girl friend. Sorry Jed but its true. 😂

Jed

by 🌹💔Broken Rose💔🌹 April 1, 2019