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Jarrod

a giant Dum Dum......the bestest Dum Dum at that
Hey Jarrod, I like it when you call me Dirt.
by Artgirl1028 April 14, 2010
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Jarrod

A kid that manipulates his friends into making them say things that they don't want to talk about. He will talk himself up and then bitch out on the things he tells people to do
Oh did you here Jarrod ruined Hunter's life
by ya-boi-is-lit January 6, 2019
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Jarrod

Crazy loves children of all ages and has a small penis that he sucks himself.
*Mom* My child is missing who could of did it
*Cop* It was probably another case of Jarrod
by Long Penis? October 21, 2015
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Jarrod

Couch dweller. One who fears the sun. Usually has long lusterous black hair. High Priest of Aethios. Wardrobe consists of nothing but black clothing. Including Ninja shoes. Exceptionally good at Magic. The epitome of awesomeness. Deadly, one whos wrath is to be feared.
Person 1- Dude, that guy is sooooo jarrod,
Person 2- No way man, no one is that cool.
Person 3- No dude, he just jarroded the hell out of that guy at magic!
by Tits On A Stick August 3, 2008
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Jarrod

a nerd and or loser who has no friends and is usually obsessed with transformers and or other nerdy gay things
1.Jarrod u nerdy little fucker playing transformers non stop

2. Jarrod get the fuck off the x-box you have been playing it all day.

3.Jarrod stop talking too girls over the internet that you have never met.
by huiofsdghisdhfgs October 9, 2008
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Jarrod

A fat cow who thinks that his come backs are funny.
Jarrod is a canibal. He gets so hungry he eats people.
by Margaret Hoven December 14, 2008
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Jarrod

Jarrod Is the biggest faggot you’ll ever meet
by Queen of the nigers February 15, 2018
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