Jonny Shake

The manoeuvre performed by most self-respecting men after they piss. Involves shaking ones dick so that all excess piss is removed.

“Hey man I just went for a piss but forgot to do a Jonny Shake so now I have a piss spot on my boxers”

by A Trustworthy Botswana Man August 3, 2018

Jenny sieber

Girl who sleeps on toilet

Oh god! She pulled a Jenny sieber! Wake her up!

by Dmee November 7, 2020

Janky Swift

A particularly taboo sexual favor. Some call it salad tossing’s kinky cousin. Many believe it isn’t worthwhile due to the extensive cleanup afterwards, but it guarantees a simultaneous orgasm which is very appealing to many.

I tried the Janky Swift last night. One of the most intense experiences of my life. The cleanup sucked and I can’t look my boyfriend in the eyes anymore.

by Flawbmygawb January 2, 2021

Doing a Jenny Skip

Doing a Jenny skip is a new term for “bottling it”

For example, Tom was meant to go out lastnight, however, he done a Jenny skip and decided not to instead. “Doing a Jenny skip”

by Borolaf October 2, 2021

Jonny Spincer

A person who has a hairline the size of China and ears the size of Russia

1: he's so ugly
2: yeah he is such a Jonny Spincer

by Aidslord.1 June 5, 2019

janky skanky

1. Someone who is considered a skank, or skanky looking, and is also from a janky town.

2. A sub-par skank

Sara is one janky skanky, I wouldn't hit that with a 10 foot pole

by prob1em September 4, 2008

Jenny Savage

Someone who is very very cool, trendy and amazing!!!!!! :D she likes formula one, reading and can really pick awesome friends! (especially Tilly) She has shiny long hair and she is worshiped by Saheba. She is a serious boy magnet and she has a not-so secret admirer who is completely head over heels for her even though she hates his guts. She's very quiet and sensible unless you know her - then she is VERY immature and VERY loud! She has an adorable sneeze which completely contrasts her personality and she often giggles like a little school girl.

P1: Hey, did anyone see the formula one last night?

Jenny: yeah, it was a pretty good race, Alonso won and Webber came in second.

P1: *GASP*

Jenny: *sneeze*

P1: what was that?

Tilly: oh just jenny savage sneezing

P1: really?? it sounding like a chorus of singing soprano fairies!!

by xlollyx1 December 7, 2012