Synthetic Jack Black

The purest substance on Earth. Will take you from the decking to the beach in 3 seconds flat!

“Hey dude you got the *good stuff*?”
“Yeah dude. I got the *synthetic jack black”
“Ohhh yeah dude bowel cancer time!”

by Kidslayer69 January 12, 2020

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reverse jack hammer with black out

Most commonly found in porn... When a man stands over a woman who is upside down with her legs straight up or bent over her head getting railed so hard that she blacks out.

Dude did you just see that reverse jack hammer with black out shes going to be out for a while.

by DA YAK June 23, 2008

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Jack black

The greatest human being on the entire planet earth.
can play the fake saxophone like a boss

person 1: Who is that?
person 2: that mother fucking jack black mother fucker!

by Swimming pool cleaner September 17, 2021

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Jack Blacking

When a metal head leaves their usual listening stance and enters a full body spasm including strange facial and hand gestures, possibly paired with mouth guitar noises due to quality heavy music.

My girlfriend caught me Jack Blacking to Gojira in the bathroom last night and now she won't return my calls.

by Raven_ousx December 18, 2021

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Jack and Black

jack Daniels whisky mixed with Coca Cola

yo man! Mix me up one of them Jack and Black drinks!

by skagie January 10, 2024

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Jack Black's Snap-Ring

BenJer dirt cake ice cream shoved in between two spooning hostess old fashioned mini donettes .

I just ate the shit out of Jack Black's Snap-Ring. Jack Black's Snap-Ring is not my go-to bikini body snack. I was craving Jack Black's Snap-Ring all day.

by DougNdiane July 1, 2024

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