jab fab

When you try to fix something with what’s laying around. Take a jab at fabricating something to fix a problem that does or doesn’t exist

It doesn’t look right because it was jab fab

by yakism November 13, 2018

Therapeutic Joey Jab

The Therapeutic Joey Jab is the same as a traditional Joey Jabbed or The Flaccid Joey whereby you are poked by a male's penis about your body. However, the Therapeutic Joey Jab act is specific penis poking to the head or forehead by a male massage therapist. The act occurs when a male massage therapist rubs his penis and genital area around on the top or forehead of a massage recipient while they are face down in a massage chair. Generally, one receives the Therapeutic Joey Jab when the therapist is working from the front of the chair and reaching down the recipient's back.

After providing in office chair massages to staff during Staff Appreciation Week, the Human Resources Department received numerous comments from personnel that the hired male massage therapist had been giving both male and female massage recipients, a Therapeutic Joey Jab. HR could only respond by indicating that would explain the all day smile on the Therapist's face.

by Eaton Holgoode April 22, 2015

jab

In the context of online forums especially, it carries the connotation of a subtle put-down, passive-aggressive remark or an obvious attack on someone. Not the same as flaming, because flaming is obvious and usually angry and incites hatred.

Often, you will see something to the effect of "did you just take a jab at me" because the remark in question isn't blatantly obvious.

Girl on forum: I just don't get why every time I try to help people take it the wrong way!

Guy on forum: ^ some ppl just turn someone elses pain around and play the victim....

Girl: did you just take a jab at me or was that to someone else?

by Hotrodriguez85 November 24, 2013

Facebook Status Jab

When two (or more) parties post up ambiguously malicious Facebook status' in an attempt to hurt/anger/piss off the other party/parties involved. Facebook Status Jabs are usually indirect and contain subliminal messages meant to piss the sh*t out of a specific someone.

Facebook status:

John Milner is happy that he FINALLY found a girl whose
cup size is nowhere near an A!

*Claire (John's ex-girlfriend) logs on to Facebook and reads John's status*

Claire is hurt/pissed/angry by her ex's Facebook Status Jab at her 'mosquito bites' so she retaliates...via a Facebook Status Jab (of course) lol

Claire Johnson is glad she FINALLY found someone who doesn't live at his momma's house :)

...ah, Facebook Jabs - don't you just love 'em !
Hahaha!

by Relo_391! October 31, 2009

terrorist fist jab

Like an ordinary fist jab, but with 50% more terrorism. Can only be performed by black presidential candidates who are also secret muslims.

Fox news: "A fist bump? A pound? A terrorist fist jab?,
Next up on Fox News: BREAKING: Obama, Threat or Menace?"

digg.com: *Spits out falafel in surprise*

by Alex361 June 10, 2008

jab the turtle

The best rapper on the planet as of now

I love jab the turtle

by Oxford dictionary co March 24, 2017

Shaolin Finger jab

An exceptionally hard kung fu blow, using only two fingers, that will cause blood to spurt out of the area hit.

Or fingering a girl with excessive force

'Huh, Shaolin Finger Jab'- The White Abbott of the Wu-Tang

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"She was being a noisy bitch, so i Shaolin finger jabbed her.'

by AbbotWhite October 21, 2007