June 5

June 5 is the day for you to get a gf/bf you lonely fuck

Boy:hey wanna go out I’m a lonely fuck
Boy:no I’m not gay
Boy:it’s June 5
Boy: ahhhh ok babe

by Shees June 04, 2022

June 5

Today is the day Homer Simpson can eat as many donuts as he can

Homer Simpson: Today is June 5 . I’ll be eating all the donuts in Springfield!

by Anonymous Anonymousanonymousan October 30, 2019

June 5

Nation make out with someone day

1:Make out with me please 💪😎
2:Why?
1:Because its june 5 😩

by Azora_101 May 07, 2022

June 5

call a friend and tell them you love and appreciate them!!💚🫶🏼

hey go call a friend and tell them you love and appreciate them because its JUNE 5

by lemon.pepper.steppers June 05, 2022

June 5

June 5th is National Fuck Your Partner Day!

Person 1 : hey where are you going?
Person 2 : to go and fuck my partner! its june 5th! national fuck your partner day

by i<3milk June 01, 2022

June 5

you have got a small dick

“ewww you were born on june 5th? you cant POSSIBLY be packin’ down there.”

by urmother2022 January 13, 2022

june 5 2023

The day that everyone been waiting for, the day that will decide whether this summer is getting saved or not. Its the day YNW melly gets released..

ty: yoo i cant wait for 5th of june 2023.
malik: why what about it?
ty: NIGGA ITS YNW MELLY’S TRIAL! JUNE 5 2023!

by believemydefinitions June 03, 2023