Being on your j's

Being alone
Being by yourself

"We don't like you being on your j's, so we'll just come with you."

by Samuel Billy Bob Smith March 15, 2009

2 skinnee j's

A band where all of the members are named Larry. They split up due to the erectile dysfunction of one of the members. Larry Jambowitski was the lead guitarist afflicted with the problem. His wedding vegetables became caught in the oven door while trying to feed his dog. The lead vocalist, Larry Vehemently, was arrested for stealing little boys underwear. He spent 11 days in jail. The lead bassist was Larry Appleton. He was murdered by Balki Bartokomous. The drummer, Lance Elott, often referred to as Elephant Tusk was sold into the Peruvian Slut trade.

Lenny : Look at that bag of doughnuts...
Marc: Where are my onion bags?
Lenny: Didn't they sing for Onionbox and the Crotchmonsters?
Anton: Nope...2 skinnee j's

by Cabbagelou July 23, 2009

2 skinnee j's

The most talented rap band ever delivered to this Earth by God. The ones who speak for those who have not yet found their voice.

"This songs goes out to those with coke bottle glasses, all you lonely kids who were the last pick in gym classes. We got your back - detract your malefactors. All you up in the back, UNITE LIKE THUNDERCATS!" Preach on brothas!

by BIG E June 12, 2003

2 skinnee j's

most badassenist band ever

by Anonymous June 2, 2003

2 skinnee j's

A kickass band

Get on your feet! Naptime is over! With the quickness, can I get a witness like Jehovah? AMEN!

by Evilsodaman June 18, 2004

Pubic J's

1. To put pubic hair in someone's PB&J.

2. To ask if people want Pubic J's. It sounds like PB J's.

1. "I pubic j'ed my dad yesterday."

2. You: "I'm going to make Pubic J's, anyone want some?"
Victim: "I want 2."
You: "Be right back."

by Kyle Wallschlaeger April 5, 2008

Throwing Some J's

Synonym for "Just joking."

"Don't worry dude, I'm just throwing some J's."

by Kenneth Nielson May 4, 2008