When there are girls around, you will probably hear "Classic Rosa". His smile works as a magnet and all the girls in the area cannot escape from it. Joao Rosa is a guy really hard to compete with, so better refresh your flirting skills if don't want to end up alone at McDonald's at 3.00 am. Besides this, you have probably never saw him upset or angry with someone.
by Ostrich911 November 21, 2021
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Get the Maria Joao Couto mug.joao may usually have hissy fits about practically nothing, bad at managing his own health and is secretly fruity. yet he still finds a way to be a nice friend.
girl 1: why are you crying?
girl 2: joao broke up with me because i said shield hero was mid
girl 1: again?
girl 2: joao broke up with me because i said shield hero was mid
girl 1: again?
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Get the Maria Joao Couto mug.Joao is a person with the biggest dick ever. He will make go to the moon more than one time during sex. He is open minded to every kind of kink. Usually it’s a guy into role play and fucking fruit while smoking weed.
Person: I’m looking for a Joao tonight, cause I want good sex.
Or
Person1: I like to fuck fruit
Person2: U are a Joao
Or
Person1: I like to fuck fruit
Person2: U are a Joao
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Get the Joao mug.Joao is the most likely person in their family to succeed. They hate fake people and love weed. He has very cute facial features which makes you want to just pinch his cheaks. they flirt with everything and everyone so if a Joao flirts with you he’s probably just bored.
And finally Joao’s have pretty big dicks.
And finally Joao’s have pretty big dicks.
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