by Mariah_dont_carey_funny_98 November 22, 2021
Get the Maria Joao Coutomug. by kdjfjsngmdgk January 24, 2023
Get the joao vitro de oliviera teixeiramug. by Mariah_dont_carey_funny_98 November 22, 2021
Get the Maria Joao Coutomug. Joao is the most likely person in their family to succeed. They hate fake people and love weed. He has very cute facial features which makes you want to just pinch his cheaks. they flirt with everything and everyone so if a Joao flirts with you he’s probably just bored.
And finally Joao’s have pretty big dicks.
And finally Joao’s have pretty big dicks.
by aserty3000 November 21, 2021
Get the Joaomug. Joao is a person with the biggest dick ever. He will make go to the moon more than one time during sex. He is open minded to every kind of kink. Usually it’s a guy into role play and fucking fruit while smoking weed.
Person: I’m looking for a Joao tonight, cause I want good sex.
Or
Person1: I like to fuck fruit
Person2: U are a Joao
Or
Person1: I like to fuck fruit
Person2: U are a Joao
by Liunure June 27, 2022
Get the Joaomug. joao may usually have hissy fits about practically nothing, bad at managing his own health and is secretly fruity. yet he still finds a way to be a nice friend.
girl 1: why are you crying?
girl 2: joao broke up with me because i said shield hero was mid
girl 1: again?
girl 2: joao broke up with me because i said shield hero was mid
girl 1: again?
by THE SUSSY BAKA June 25, 2022
Get the Joaomug. by Le Joao February 19, 2024
Get the joao martinsmug.