JJ

acronym for a "joint and jerk", which means to smoke a joint and then jerk off.

Step 1: Smoke Joint
Step 2: Jerk Off

That chick blueballed me so I am going to have a JJ then fall asleep.

by Bobbbbbbbbmarley January 9, 2008

jj

just joking - used in msn conversations etc

pity u don't ... jj
hahahah

by Ched July 11, 2008

jj

jj

jj

by jack storm October 8, 2020

JJ

Gets all the girls and is usually really hot lives to surf and eat shrimp and grits can’t leave his gun anywhere with out being worried some times he house cleans will do anything for his friends and will Glock you anytime of the day favorite saying is house keeping and loves his weed and at the end of the is just a vibe

Girl:I love seeing JJ that guy is crazy and fun and just a vibe to be with

Girl: he’s the hottest guy to walk this earth

Guy: JJ pulled a gun on me

by Malibaus00 May 28, 2020

JJ

A queer who likes big cock in his butt.

That guy takes cocks in the butt. He must be a JJ.

by Senor Meow June 24, 2009

JJ

A boy who comes off as sweet & flirtatious but is really just a player in disguise. Don't be fooled by his sweet words or actions, because within a few months, you will mean nothing to him. He is rude & only cares for himself. Probably one of the stupidest human beings you will meet. Never fall for a JJ or you will be depressed for months.

"Remember when you & JJ dated?"
"Worst mistake of my life!"

by candykisses01 August 18, 2012

jj

It stands for "Just Jesting" and is a sophisticated alternative to jk

Bob: "Hey Gina, you look fat in those pants!"
Gina: "Why you son of a..."
Bob: "JJ!"
Gina: "haha!"

by cool4dude April 18, 2006