XBOX is the new CFOX

Xbox (or other video game providers) are the new way for me to discover new music. Since the consolidation of radio, video game manufacturers are becoming more and more aggressive with promoting new artists and hence "XBOX is the new CFOX"

CFOX are the call letters of the local rock radio station in Vancouver, Canada where EA Sports, the most prolific music/gaming matchmaker is located. Also the city in which the Douglas Copeland novel jPod is set. Different call letters/ radio station nicknames are used in different cities across the country.

"Wow, this band is great, I've never heard of them before"
"They're called ----- I heard a track on the new Madden and loved it so I downloaded the album"
"Nice, Xbox is the new CFOX"

by Paula Kemp August 25, 2007

J is the new K

when responding quickly in texting, the texter might respond "K" instead of typing out ok or okay... but will accidentally hit the "J" key instead of "K"...

"j is the new k" is like when referring to fashion and trends... "pink is the new red" "grey is the new black" or when someone gets a new boyfriend, "dave is the new john"

by pinkgirl68 February 22, 2010

Orange is the new Black

A show that only lesbians and straight men with a lesbian fetish watch.

Example 1-

Lesbian Woman: Hey you should watch Orange is the New Black
Straight Woman: No isn’t that show for lesbians

Example 2-

Man: Hey dude do you watch Orange is the New Black
Man #2: Hell yeah those lesbians looking too hot.

by yanipoo1004 December 8, 2020

Ham is the new Judah

A recent trend in Hollywood of using continental Africans (Ham) to play the roles of African-Americans.

They got Daniel Kaluuya playing Fred Hampton. Ham is the new Judah, ahch.

by Sabal Laiwalayam February 22, 2021

Kyle is the new Karen

Typically and engine-nerd with a propensity to dissect and verbally admonish all your actions despite the fact that it has absolutely no effect on him. A strong exhale of disappointment is usually followed after you experience the strong wrath of disgust and disappointment in you while never uttering a word of profanity however you then walk away with the feeling of “what a dick!!!”

Defined as; Kyle is the new Karen, and hates guacamole but watched me cut the avocado horizontally then yelled and huffed that I was doing it wrong, chill dude, just leave it alone man your such a Kyle!

by Kyle the new Karen December 8, 2021

Kisky is the new Beige

when someone/or something is getting really boring and you just have to say it.

Guy Uno: Look at her
Guy 2: Yeah, she's fine, Kisky is the new Beige

by Oslemen April 27, 2023

wet is the new muscle

Someone who is wet has a lot of tattoos, therefore doesn't need big muscles to be sexy, tattoos are even sexier.

He sure don't need any muscles,he's wet, Wet is the new muscle.

by Amyfl19 October 22, 2023