by Kindness1157 July 16, 2011
Get the invisible protis sniper mug.The awkward stance that some males take in order to swell their chest in a ridiculous attempt at make non existing muscle seem present. Generally, the arms are lifted away from the body as if huge lat muscles were pushing them away. The author thinks that looking wide is the same as being wide and believes women will not see the difference.
Dave: Look at that skinny dude over there, he has no muscles but he is swelling himself up like a peacock!
Steve: Yeah he's got invisible lat syndrome, or ILS, common among douchbags who are too lazy to workout for their muscles!
Steve: Yeah he's got invisible lat syndrome, or ILS, common among douchbags who are too lazy to workout for their muscles!
by Lethal Interjection March 30, 2009
Get the Invisible Lat Syndrome mug.by chrissyal January 16, 2006
Get the Invisible lead soup mug.when a man ejaculates, or cums.....
takes his finger with cum on it and smears it across his other partners upper lip area....
resembling a moustache
takes his finger with cum on it and smears it across his other partners upper lip area....
resembling a moustache
Guy:"im gonna fucking give you a fucking invisible dirty sanchez"
Girl:"dontchya mean a dirty sanchez?"
Guy:"no bitch, i know what im doing...now get down and suck it"
Girl:"dontchya mean a dirty sanchez?"
Guy:"no bitch, i know what im doing...now get down and suck it"
by tobybetsypicheecheemozart August 3, 2009
Get the invisible dirty sanchez mug.A psychological disorder involving the sufferer experiencing periodic sudden and extreme deficits of courage or leadership capacity.
Our gutless CEO has been seeking counseling for his longstanding Invisible Balls Syndrome for years but the meeting we had last week indicates that nothing so far has helped.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 19, 2023
Get the Invisible Balls Syndrome mug.Guys whom use photos of females they dont know to pretend to family and friends they have a girlfriend . Abbreviated to IGS
That dude's single. Nah he showed me a photo of his girlfriend. Dude ! He downloaded that pic of the net. Ahhh so he's got invisible girlfriend syndrome then....... Yep.
by geester June 2, 2016
Get the Invisible girlfriend syndrome mug.An Invisble Munkee Slap (IMS) is a directive handed down by a severely out-of-touch PHB who thinks he is a visionary, but is really just a silly munkee. The PHB likes to think (s)he is doing you a favor, but in reality is just slapping you in the back of head with a poorly planned project which you are now forced to deliver.
by Apakuni May 7, 2004
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