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New Invention

New Invention is a scatty place in West Midlands near Willenhall. Unlike willenhall the people in New Invention are openly racist and ain’t on shit. They make out that they run the block but would get run off their own block as all these dudes are just on stealing peoples wheelie bins and leaving empty Budweiser bottles outside people’s yards. Vention man have chetes but have never seen red on them, they get sent shop by willenhall man. The olders down here aswell are bunch of pussyoles and are still doing terrors at their big ages!
New invention, that place is scruffy I wouldn’t go down there!
by Obeenes-x March 16, 2021
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under-the-desk incentive

the act of furthering your career by engaging in an inappropriate act with your manager or boss.
Chuck was planning on firing Sally until she unzipped his pants and gave him an under-the-desk incentive. She not only kept her job, she also got a raise.
by Chase Smith January 25, 2007
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intentive

Person 1: ZOMG, that guy is SO hoardicke intentive!!!!
Person 2: uhh, you're strange
by Ree-Bok March 16, 2008
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Insertive

When a person constantly inserts themselves into situations that don't include them
Boy: wyd?

Girl: headed home to catch up on some shows on Hulu. You?

Boy: I'll be joining you

Girl: you're very insertive
by TayDub August 10, 2016
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For all intensive purposes

Frequently spoken by a complete fucking retard, usually from Alabama, who intends to say "For all intents and purposes".
Not sharking layer 2, for keybros errors in authentication for all intensive purposes renders remedial remediations virtually worthless. Errgo, a waste of your time.
by CorDev November 2, 2009
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Intensive

Adjective version of intense; to be used to describe an intense moment.
Woah man, that conversation was so intensive...

John, why do you have to be so intensive?
by agirlperson July 20, 2010
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incentivate

To motivate, same as incentivize, but it sounds better.
We're going to incentivate the employees with cash rewards, raises, promotions and holidays.
by Dipshito May 7, 2007
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