Illumi

The hottest man in hxh. Look at his sexy long hair and strong arms. He radiates such Big Dick Energy. If you say you dont want him to rail you until your begging him to stop you know your ass is lying. And look how sexy his purple season 3 outfit is you know this man has a big dick thats slightly thinner than average and has light blue veins that go perfect against his cream colored skin.

Me: Illumi is so fucking hot he can rail me

bestie: yes I want to peg him so bad

by IbukiMioda April 24, 2021

illmaculate

rapper from Portland, OR. Sandpeople crew member.

Spin The Mic 2006 - Champion
King of Portland 2005 - Champion
Better Than U 2004/05 - 1 & 2
Scribble Jam 2004 - Champion

where the fuck is Illmaculate's album?

by babbles August 31, 2006

tropical illuminati

Baader-Meinhof Phenomenon or the Frequency Illusion phenomenon of noticing that Flamingos and Pineapples are everywhere and on everything (towels, cups, shirts, purses etc) and appear in pop culture (How I Met Your Mother) and in real life on a regular basis. A lot of the time the flamingos and pineapples will appear on the same object, but the tropical Illuminati effect is still valid if they are on separate objects.

Did you see that Ted woke up next to a pineapple on How I Met Your Mother? It's the Tropical Illuminati.

by Xirconium July 31, 2017

Illmatic

Nas' classic debut album. Considered by many to be his best.

What the hell? These are the worst definition for Illmatic I've ever seen!

by Johnny Johnothan August 15, 2006

iluminada

Female Spanish name, meaning "Light" or "illuminated", mainly by our Creator. By the way, this female Spanish name does not have anything to do with the occultic organization "illuminati". It is just a beautiful, romantic SPANISH name for a girl.

"Her mother said this baby girl ILLUMINATED her life. That is why she named her ILUMINADA."

by iluWAW January 23, 2014

illmatic

1. Beyond ill
2. The ultimate
3. Half-man, half- amazing
4. The best hip-hop/rap album of all time

Illmatic is illmatic.

by Zach Dubya January 17, 2008

cocktical illusion

The photo of a man's cock, typically taken by a cell phone, that makes it appear larger than what it really is because there is nothing else in the photo as a frame of reference to indicate it's true size. This is typically a close up zoom of the actual member.

Girl 1: OMG! Your boyfriend's cock is huge!

Girl 2: No, that photo he texted me is just a cocktical illusion. If his hand were in the photo then you'd see that his jimmy is just normal size.

by hotmuffin July 19, 2010