I'm Your Dirty Little Vegetable 

Mickey: I'm Your Dirty Little Vegetable!
Amelie: Damn right you are!

I'm Your Dirty Little Vegetable

I'm Your Dirty Little Vegetable by MickeyMouseeeee October 8, 2019

I'M your daddy 

when a baby faced guy shorter than 5'8 tries to talk shit

SUM TING WONG:"talks shit in chineseAMERICA HAS A HISTORY OF A LESS THAN 200-300 YEARS, AT MOST 400. WE HAVE 5000 YEARS OF CHINESE HISTORY COMPARED TO THAT. 26 CHARACTERS IN YOUR VOCABULARY WHICH YOU CANT MAKE ANYTHING FROM, I CAN USE A THOUSAND WORDS TO TALK TO YOUR 18 GENERATIONS OF ANCESTORS, FUCK YOUR MOM."
John:"lower your tone boy I'M your daddy!"

I'M your daddy by Kangz of Egaypt May 27, 2020

I'm your father/mother

The most stupid and pity excuse for an adult to treat you like shit and get away with it

"I'm not saying this to piss you off"
"Well what were you expecting?"
"I'm your father/mother, I should be able to"

I'm your father/mother by LLBDAB June 1, 2021

I'm Your Father Derek 

This Derek is your father, he loves you. He's a dick at some times, but still loves you. Don't be afraid to give him a hug.

"Who's are you?"
"Oh, I'm your father Derek."

I'm Your Father Derek by Father Derek March 12, 2022

I'm your density

Geogre McFly's (Crispin Glover) iconic line to Lorraine (Lea Thompson) in Lou's Cafe, in Back to the Future.

George McFly: I'm George. George McFly. I'm your density. I mean your destiny.

I'm your density by numbereightbus April 17, 2023

I'm your cuckleberry

I'm your man for a wage slave job need. Wage cucking opportunity to be belittled or mocked by staff management and used in a Amazon Wage cage of life's opportunities

I'm your Cuckleberry to help out with the garbage then recycle old cardboard boxes

I'm your cuckleberry by gorzy April 2, 2026

I'm not your friend, buddy 

I'm not your friend buddy is an internet phenomenon that was inspired by an episode of "South Park". Usually occuring on message boards, the first person says "I'm not your friend buddy" and the next person will use the use the last word in the first comment as the first word in their comment, and will switch the their last word with either "pal", or "guy".

-I'm not your friend, buddy
-I'm not your buddy, pal
-I'm not your pal, guy
-I'm not your guy, friend
-I'm not your friend, pal
-I'm not your pal, buddy
Etc.

I'm not your friend, buddy by Ozzie Restrepo April 11, 2008