hatty hattington

a handsome gentleman

hey have you met hatty he best frend
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hatty hattington is handsome gentleman

by halflifefan69 August 24, 2022

Top hatting

Top hatting to take a picture of one’s penis on Snapchat and to put a picture of a top hat where one’s tip is also commonly mistaken for Lincolning top hat is used to get girls to be impressed with creativity

Dave-ayye yo bro this girls really into me what do I do
Micheal-man have you tried top hatting her

by Mad hatter man October 16, 2022

Hard Hatting

Hard hatting is the act of defecating a particularly hard tip of a turd. Oftentimes, this is followed by super soft serve poop, or diarrhea.

Todd says, "Hey man, we gotta get going!"

Gary says, "Yeah, I'll get Bob out of the john."

Knock, knock, knock....

Gary says, "Hey Bob, we gotta get going!"

Bob says, "Hold on! I'm hard hatting in here!"

by Gnat Masterson January 23, 2023

Double-hatting

The act of wearing two hats to keep head extra dry.

You better be double-hatting today, it’s raining hard outside!

by Gibby Donate January 4, 2024

Siren hatting

The act of behaving egotistical tied to a fantasy about getting others into trouble

Guy 1: You ain't supposed to have chocolate bars out here punk! Let's see what the boss has to say about this!
Guy 2: dude, quit siren hatting

by secretofthesnooze October 28, 2025