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Safety husband

A safety husband is a close friend that you love and who you have agreed to marry and or hand a kid with once you’ve reached a certain age if you both remain single.

''Deal! I'm your safety husband''
If we are still single by 30 will you be my safety husband?
by trinity monae November 8, 2021
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Corpse Husband

Corpse Husband is a seductive voiced, faceless youtube content creator. He specialises in true horror narration but also dabbles in creepypasta. Corpse as of recent months has been better known for his involvement in various other youtube creators videos on the Among Us gameplay.

He is also referred to as:
- 'Deep Daddy' by Jason
- 'The man with the best voice' by Jack

- 'Spoken brown note'
- or generally Daddy by the simpier part of the fandom.

Corpse does not, and might never do a face reveal. So get over it now ... :)
Corpse Husband: Waddap baby
The entirety of earth: * visibly wet *
by .... this is how you remind me October 17, 2020
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Husband in Law

The man who your wife has married, despite the fact that the two of you have yet to divorce. While bigamy is illegal, it isn't very difficult if you're used to living a secret life and don't have a problem lying under oath.
"Dude, you think you've got it bad? My inlaws are now my outlaws and I've got a crazy husband in law. When did I sign up for this crap?"
by Haywood Jablome III September 29, 2006
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Hunhan

2 men in love (Luhan and Sehun) and forever will be

IT WILL FOREVER SAIL
HUNHAN STILL EXIST AND I HAVE SO MANY EVIDENCE TO PROVE IT!
by Chanyeol and Baekhyun's Child December 3, 2018
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When a son knowingly or unknowingly takes the role of a husband to their mother excluding sex. The mother is often over protective and jealous of her son's serious relationships. This is a common disorder with single moms.
An example of the Husband son Mom wife syndrome is; Mama Dee and Scrappy on VH1's "Love and Hip Hop"; Tasha Mack and Malik on BET's "The Game."
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husbando

Pronunciation: WHOSE-BAN-DOH

An attempt to mirror the weeaboo language waifu by similarly weeaboo-fy the word "husband". Although unlike waifu, which was selected due to the fact it can be written in weeaboo-nese ("WA", "I" and "FU" are all Japanese syllables), it is unsure what it is that users of the word husbando were smoking when first coming up with the term, as husbando does not break down into Japanese syllables. When attempting to pronounce it in the same way as "waifu", it would sound closer to "who's bando" rather than "husband".

If anything, the weeaboo-fied word for husband should be something along the lines of Hazubendo

But as of right now husbando stand as a magnificent monument among weeaboos for their amazing cultural sensitivity.
POLL: WHO IS YOUR WAIFU OR HUSBANDO?

I love Lelouche, my husbando
by Gulfion November 20, 2013
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Quacky Husband

Quacky Husband is the much better version of Corpse Husband. His famous line"Choke me like you choke me when you choke me" is known by everyone all around the world.

Quacky Husband has all of the women in the world simping for him
Woman 1: have you heard about Quacky Husband?
Woman 2: of course i have!
by homomanian March 7, 2021
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