Humpy Humpy

Purple plush spiked and relatively hideous yet loveable pillow pet. Large eyes, strange psychological arousing effects, has the ability to shift to random places not shy from the freezer, oven warmer drawer or ceiling. Often gets fisted or sexually violated with a boomerang. The perpetrator of many questionable acts, such as couch burning, specific-flatmate-insulting, giraffe burning and attracting Fokkos to our household.

Christine: Dude, what the hell is that?
Georg: It's Humpy Humpy.
Christine: Where the hell did he come from?
*all of a sudden, Humpy Humpy is humping Tiffany's leg*
Daniel: "... WHAT DA FUCK..."
Thomas: What does the Fokko say?
Fokko: Greg threw me on the floor. I only weigh 56 kilos.
Georg: I better Skype my dad about this...

by iwanttousemyrealname November 3, 2013

Humpy Bastard

Irish slang,

with multiple meanings.

Ways to describe an awkward person, or an annoying person.

Or when the word bastard is not enough.

Look at that Humpy Bastard over there, I hope he do not come over here.

I'm gona knock the teeth out of that Humpy Bastards mouth if he annoys me again.

by Mon the town January 8, 2018

humpy dumpy

1. the act of having sex with someone shortly before ending a relationship. Also known as "loving an leaving" or "goodbye sex".

2. Figurine, statue, or plus character of a bear in a Humpty Dumpty suit

1. I gave her the good ol' humpy dumpy since the relationship was in the toilet anyway.

2. I bought the cutest little Humpy Dumpy figurine online today.

by Jay Dower May 30, 2006

humpy hammocks

a game where two people bounce up and down on each side of the hammock like a retard
usually played in cancun club med

(sometimes if you are lucky you find a full pack of stride gum that makes you crazy because its most likely poisened)

lets go play humpy hammocks

by Jewls and Cookiee December 14, 2010

humpy dance

"to do the humpy dance" means nothing more then doing it

(1) She did the humpy dance with the pool guy

(2) But at least he didnt make the humpy dance with this slut

by Guy Pawn June 11, 2006

humpy-size

A girl in my daycare class used the word "humpy-size" to describe the shape of a lei. I laughed, and so now the word describes any shape that isn't easily describe-able.

I bought a new lamp!
What shape is it?
Um... it's humpy-size...

by theguywhoiscool September 26, 2006

humpy bumpy

humpy bumpy is another name for sex

Me n Chris had humpy bumpy last nite at his place his great!!

by MissSexy February 27, 2007