horse cock

horse cock by gforce October 20, 2003

Horse Cock

1. In already in a state of peril things have suddenly taken a turn for the worst.

You wake up late for a crucial job interview and you can't find your keys. "Horse cock"!

Horse Cock by Jack Kovack September 21, 2011

"Hey Joe, where's the snail trail you left on my Captain Marvoulous?"
"In a place,dude!"
"Shut up you horse cock!"

horse cock by kyle000014 January 15, 2007

a cock that belongs to a hoar, pronounced "hoar's cock"

she was an ugly bitch did you see that horsecock.

i put a horse cock in my pussy

A big 11 pound cock that when it hits you, you will fucking die.

Dude1: Man, this horse is really pretty
Dude2: Ya, his cock is absolutely massive, it is like 11 pounds!!

A big 11 pound horse cock

a secret message between friends where someone says 'horse' and the other friend says 'cock'. do not ask why people do it, it's just funny.

Person A: hey, person B.
Person B: What's up?
Person A: Horse.
Person B: Cock!
Both: Horse Cock!