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Honkin' it 

Slang term for male masturbation that is either used by someone unfamiliar with how male masturbation is "traditionally" performed, or to describe the masturbation technique of a man who does not know how to masturbate in the "traditional" sense
That dude was honkin' it so hard last night he ended up in the hospital.
Honkin' it by Serial Honker April 15, 2023

Honkin Higgin

Wow! That is an absolute honkin higgin!

honkin’ around 

girl: why Sofia acting such a fool?
guy: leave her be, she’s just honkin’ around

fucking Dr White honkin' jam-rag fucking spunk-bubble

probably the best and most creative insult ever directed at a person, as used by Ben Kingsley in the film Sexy Beast
Aitch, you fucking Dr White honkin' jam-rag fucking spunk-bubble!
If you keep lookin' at me, I'll put you in the fucking ground!
Smelling Bicycle saddles and seats that people have just got up off of.
Bina:See That Dude over there, don't go near him he comes to this pub every night and goes bo honkin.

Rebecca:Urrgh
Bo Honkin by Binaa January 27, 2009

goose honkin 

when you get or give a blowjob and the man or woman giving it deepthroats and gags and sounds like a goose flying south for the winter
My wifes mom was goose honkin me while my wife's at work, and she has no clue. I never told her about this until now
goose honkin by jarebear69 August 3, 2007