hokey pokey

when you pretend to like someone so they think you are gonna sleep with them and then leave them hanging.

That guy's got a lot of money, i am gonna hokey pokey him tonight.

by Supreme lioness March 5, 2011

Hokey Pokey

To poke your hokey in a sleeping woman's mouth.

How would I know? It NEVER happened to me! I swear!

by Shakkara July 9, 2003

hokey smokey

The act of sitting on a person's face and farting.

Mike: My girlfriend is outside. Get the hell out.
John: But my bed is so comfortable!
Mike: Alright, time to give you a hokey smokey.
John runs away screaming.

by Hokey-Smokey June 17, 2012

hokey pokey

it's what it's all about.

you do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around.

by Moogs October 20, 2006

Hokey Pokey

n. The use of psychotropic substances.

v. a demand for drugs esp. as in Marijuana. A drug users courtesy when requesting it's use from what's considered a "rude dude".

Hokey Pokey! Take a tokie. Smokey Smokey. Drink a sake. Like a Rocky - Picky, cocky, sticky, stocky. Snort some cokie.

"Hey, man. Puff Puff Pass ....hey ....Hey ....HEY!!.... Hokey Pokey, Mother Fucker!!"

by Nomaddamon October 7, 2007

hokey balokey

Bullshit, poor excuse

Coach: Sam why aren't you practicing today?
Sam: Well I just ate lunch and practice was almost over.
Coach: Ahhhh that's hokey balokey. Get in the fuckin' water.

by Tommaso305 January 23, 2014

Hokey Doked

Technical term used by IT professionals to describe a REALLY REALLY REALLY whacked up PC.

Well this server is totally hokey doked!

by jmchapman April 20, 2010