Is a short British officer who at times can have a bad temper and has a weird obsession with his horse may have fucked both of them at some point, he in in turn Washington spies and gets rejected by Anna sadly and hates Simcoe, on the low point just be safe around this British officer because he will kill you by hanging you
by Turn Washington Spies April 19, 2018
 Get the Major hewlettmug.
Get the Major hewlettmug. Company that makes substandard desktop computers, but has mediocre customer service. 
Known for putting cheap proprietary parts (such as underpowered power supplies) in desktop computers so that the parts fail around the time the warranty expires. Forcing customers to either buy overpriced proprietary parts from HP, or buy new PCs.
This is good news for technicians who know of work arounds to repairing Hewlett Packards. Most computers seen at repair shops are, in fact, Hewlett Packards.
However,
Known for putting cheap proprietary parts (such as underpowered power supplies) in desktop computers so that the parts fail around the time the warranty expires. Forcing customers to either buy overpriced proprietary parts from HP, or buy new PCs.
This is good news for technicians who know of work arounds to repairing Hewlett Packards. Most computers seen at repair shops are, in fact, Hewlett Packards.
However,
Jim bought an Hewlett Packard desktop in July of 2006 and it lasted until exactly after the warranty ran out.
by Majestic Lizard May 28, 2007
 Get the Hewlett Packardmug.
Get the Hewlett Packardmug. HP, stands for Holy Papathiscomputersucksass
and yes, your laptop power socket will freakin die after a year or two and thus force you to buy a new computer,
Hewlett Packard's desktops aren't entirely disgraceful though
and yes, your laptop power socket will freakin die after a year or two and thus force you to buy a new computer,
Hewlett Packard's desktops aren't entirely disgraceful though
by hw sucks September 14, 2006
 Get the Hewlett Packardmug.
Get the Hewlett Packardmug. A phrase in cockney rhyming slang that denotes furniture which is lacquered. Such a quality is desirable for cocaine users as it makes sniffing less strenuous.
by C Milroy May 9, 2006
 Get the hewlett packardmug.
Get the hewlett packardmug. by Lmao school jokes  October 27, 2019
 Get the Hewlett high schoolmug.
Get the Hewlett high schoolmug. where rich bitches live with there hot boyfriend. you can walk anywhere there. they use ubers everywhere, you can go to school on weekends.
by sash245 May 5, 2018
 Get the Hewlettmug.
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 Get the Nylah Hewlettmug.
Get the Nylah Hewlettmug.