A name given to a circumcised guy's penis. Or simply just a name given to a guy who has a circumcised penis. Used as the opposite of sock, i.e. an uncircumcised guy's penis.
This of course came about due to the obvious visual differences, i.e. a circumcised penis could appear to be wearing a helmet, whereas the extra skin on an uncircumcised penis kinda looks like a sock.
This of course came about due to the obvious visual differences, i.e. a circumcised penis could appear to be wearing a helmet, whereas the extra skin on an uncircumcised penis kinda looks like a sock.
Curious Dude: "Hey man, question. Are you a helmet or a sock?"
Jewish Dude: "Holy crap, man, for the last time: I'm Jewish! Think about it."
Curious/Confused Dude: "What the hell, man? What's Judaism got to do with your package?"
Exasperated/Jewish Dude: "Oy!"
Jewish Dude: "Holy crap, man, for the last time: I'm Jewish! Think about it."
Curious/Confused Dude: "What the hell, man? What's Judaism got to do with your package?"
Exasperated/Jewish Dude: "Oy!"
by Yorko February 26, 2008
by Mista Foldgers May 26, 2009
by Joseph Momma November 08, 2003
hel·met
hell-meht noun
A means to describe someone's intelligence referring to a mentally unstable person. One who wears a helmet to protect them from injuring themselves because they cannot function for on their own. Can also be known as slang.
hell-meht noun
A means to describe someone's intelligence referring to a mentally unstable person. One who wears a helmet to protect them from injuring themselves because they cannot function for on their own. Can also be known as slang.
1)
A-"I heard Greg got a 39% on that test last class"
B-"What a helmet!"
2)
A-"Hey you f***ing helmet"
A-"I heard Greg got a 39% on that test last class"
B-"What a helmet!"
2)
A-"Hey you f***ing helmet"
by Ayy Fawn September 29, 2011
by G from B April 16, 2008
by Anks00 April 30, 2011
a descriptive word used for a certain marijuana whos effects are so powerful that when after smoking an actual protective helmet is required to perform routine activities so one does not seriously injure his or her self
by double digits 70 April 01, 2009