What the heff

When you wanna tell ur mates subtly that there’s a heffer nearby.

“She was standing over there and I was like what the heff?”

by Bigjuicyheffer December 6, 2021

Meaty Heff

meaty heff

that birds a meaty heff

she was huge, a propa meaty heff

by HorHorOffical June 8, 2019

Philthy Heff

While fish hooking a girl's mouth, you gently place your asshole into her mouth and then proceed to let a big one rip in her mouth, filling her mouth with dirty farts. Finish the philthy heff by closing her mouth and making her swallow your backdoor breeze.

School girl Cindy was being a naughty girl in law class, so the teacher asked her to come after class for a good old philthy heff.

by JBB#4 January 28, 2009

doing a heff

Having a sulk and refusing to speak to anyone. Buggering off at the first sign of a row instead of sorting it out

"Your boyfriend is doing a Heff"

by Dubs November 10, 2004