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Has money, is a member of a country club, they will buy you things while out shopping and take you on lavish vacations but they are also very busy with work, charity balls and fundraisers. Every single day is booked for them as they also have a huge heart for everyone in their lives and funding their causes. They know good art when they see it. They know the world would crash without them in it. But for real, it probably would. She’s gorgeous.
She’s so Hawty Tawty after the fundraiser for children she’s leaving on her yacht and taking 3 of her closest friends for two weeks. Better catch her when you see her because if you blink she’ll be gone!
by Juice of the Juniper November 28, 2023
Get the hawty tawty mug.Has money, is a member of a country club, they will buy you things while out shopping and take you on lavish vacations but they are also very busy with work, charity balls and fundraisers. Every single day is booked for them as they also have a huge heart for everyone in their lives and funding their causes. They know good art when they see it. They know the world would crash without them in it. But for real, it probably would. She’s gorgeous.
She’s so Hawty Tawty after the fundraiser for children she’s leaving on her yacht and taking 3 of her closest friends for two weeks. Better catch her when you see her because if you blink she’ll be gone!
by Juice of the Juniper November 28, 2023
Get the hawty tawty mug.Selectively choosing only the earliest, most immediate, or most convenient data points to support a claim, while ignoring the broader timeline or later-developing information. It’s the fallacy of drawing a conclusion from a sample that is not only too small, but also prematurely snatched. The hasty picker is the person who declares a movie a masterpiece after the first trailer or a policy a failure after its first week.
Example: "He engaged in hasty picking about the new manager, citing her awkward first meeting as proof she'd be a disaster. He ignored the next six months where she turned the department around, because his initial 'data point' was already cemented as his truth."
by AbzuInExile January 31, 2026
Get the Hasty Picking mug.Applying formal or informal logical rules too quickly, without proper examination of the premises or context, leading to a technically structured but fundamentally unsound conclusion. It’s jumping to a logical deduction without checking if the ground you’re jumping from is stable.
Example: "His hasty logic was painful: 'The contract says I can't disclose company secrets. You asked me about my weekend. My weekend is a company secret. Therefore, I cannot speak.' He followed a syllogism off a cliff because he hastily accepted the absurd premise that his private life was owned by the firm."
by AbzuInExile January 31, 2026
Get the Hasty Logic mug.The premature application of cold, utilitarian, or cost-benefit analysis to a situation that requires emotional processing, ethical deliberation, or simply more time. It’s trying to be rational before you have all the values or facts on the table, often leading to a "correct" but tone-deaf or inhuman conclusion.
Example: "At the funeral, his hasty rationality was jarring: 'Statistically, driving here was more dangerous than the illness that killed him. Our grief is therefore irrational.' He'd calculated the risks correctly but rationalized away the human context at a wildly inappropriate speed."
by AbzuInExile January 31, 2026
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