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Hakimi

When someone tries to marry you for your riches, but instead they're not under your name.
She tried to Divorce me, but I hakimi her so that she leaves less than I found her.
by Mr Men's conference April 16, 2023
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Hakiminomics

Similar to Reaganomics but rather than a trickle down economy where the rich only benefit, Hakiminomics protects your financial assets from your partner,(usually a descendent of eve or adam if your gay), by putting all your assets in your mothers name. This stops your ex partner getting any of your money in court if they file for divorce since technically and legally you own nothing. Anything you need, you just ask your mum to buy it for you.
Phil's partner just filed for divorce

So whys he smiling?

Its because he used Hakiminomics and put all his assets in his mums name before they met. Now his money is protected from the divorce, since he legally owns nothing.
by MR MIXER April 16, 2023
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Mika Hakimi

2023 LMV 24 Hour Rocket Simsport racer with the Fastest Lap of 3.22.324

Absolute legend and shithousery master.
Mika Hakimi is the LMV GOAT. what a legend. the hakimster touch
by CyanideJuiceBox January 17, 2023
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Hakimi

A rather ugly guy, but his heart is really, truly spectacular. His face is a 2/10 but his heart is a 10/10. He cares for any girl with a pure loving heart, and speaks with a kind tone. Only when provoked, will he tower over his foes with Hulk-esque strength and menace. Ladies, if you ever get asked out by a Hakimi, he's a keeper for life.
"Oh my gosh Hakimi! Thank you for protecting me against him. He's been bullying me this entire time!"
"No problem sweetie, now, have an amazing and blessed day! :)"
by luxembjörn September 9, 2020
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Hatami

Someone who will TAKE UR STATIONARY and somehow lost that certain item. also she is very mean , literally mean if u trash talked about her bias *COUGHS* Kim SeokJin *COUGHS* anyways... she is also the person who will use your hand sanitizer And use it until there is none left. She is really "NGEGAS" alsoooooo she is literally bipolar.
She is a Hatami, she said

Hatami is Hamtaro, He said
by Alicehatter December 5, 2018
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hatemiration

Hatemiration is the feeling of hatred towards an individual or group of individuals who possess (or are perceived to possess) a quality or set of qualities that the hatemirer admires. Since hatemiration is a deeply contradictory and often blatantly irrational feeling, it is frequently suppressed, the hatemirer commonly preferring instead to pretend s/he just hates the individual/group s/he hatemires. It's usually a front for deep prejudice, although the hatemirer, of course, would never admit to that. (Confusingly, any expression of the feeling can also be inverted, ie the hatemirer professes admiration for the (perceived) qualities of the individual/group in question whilst leaving little doubt s/he wishes they did not possess them.)
#1: I HATE Barack HUSSEIN Obama!

#2 (inverted hatemiration ("admirtred"?): Those Jaimaican sprinters sure are brilliant, AREN'T THEY?
by bikeridetothemoon May 24, 2014
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Hatamiya

A bad Mandarin Chinese teacher, who's class is very easy. She gives food if you do your work. She embarrasses you on your birthday.
Ms. Hatamiya's class guarantees an A, if you do good on tests.
by Ch_a0s September 23, 2019
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