Hartford Skitty

A drug and alcohol infested town located in the smallest county in Indiana where the boys will steal from a homie and skeet on anything that moves.

"Hey Joe"
"yeah, what up pup"?
"Let's cruise Hartford Skitty for AA ho in our purple ride".
"Hell yes; count me in. Let's smoke crack with the toothless bitch & skeet parallel on her skank ass".

by Avery Savina March 25, 2008

hartford grinder

Originally inspired by the name of a sandwich, a Hartford Grinder is pretty much anything dirty you can imagine

"He gave her the ol' hartford grinder".
"She looks like she's been through the hartford grinder a few times."
"I'm gonna do a few hartford grinders on myself before that date."

by kill9 May 13, 2016

Hartford Union High School

This school is probably one of the worst schools to go to.

Dude 1: Omg Hartford Union High School Sucks.

Dude 2: Yeah I know and all the girls there are complete sluts
Dude 1: Yeah you are right. this one girl started dating me and i called her a slut because I found out she was dating another guy

by Inforestly June 21, 2018

Hartford High School

Hartford High School is a small high school in middle vermont on the east side near the connecticut river. The mascot is the Hurricane and our team colors are red white and blue...original as shit. it is infested with unnecessary drama (all can agree on this) but still manages to be a damn good school, nationally ranked among high schools. Our sports teams are always competitive and our football, field hockey, and men's lacrosse teams are consistently in the state-tournaments/playoffs. Most teachers kick ass, some should get their asses kicked, but all around Hartford is a damn good school and an awesome place to grow up.

"Where did you graduate?"
"Hartford High School."
"Oh, in Connecticut?"
"No, Vermont..."

by Matt Stone September 23, 2008

Hartford, Connecticut

As of 2011 A.K.A. The Heartbeat, Insurance capital of the world (even though a lot left/insurance started in Hartford) 19th most dangerous city in US. As of 8/1/11 more murders happened here than in New Haven which can boost the city towards most dangerous...Hartford has the worst public school system in Connecticut, but has tallest buildings in CT. Has the XL Center downtown where it hosts many events. Has a very nice downtown but bad neighborhoods (very). The people who work in downtown live in the surrounding towns. Very dangerous when it gets dark, you will get popped, jumped and or stabbed especially in North Hartford. The city has a huge island population that mainly lives in the northern section of the city. It is kind-of divided, you have the Puerto Ricans in one area and the Jamaicans in the other, and they represent their homeland by wearing their country/territory colors. But the whole city is bad, but on the bright side it has a good amount of colleges

Hartford, Connecticut

by InCTB August 1, 2011

Hartford Handgranade

This degrading sexual act was first done in the area of Hartford CT, it has been used many times both as a sex act and a way to end a relationship. It was created by a large group of men from Hartford while on a fishing trip in upstate New York and upon their return to CT several members used it for both purposes. It is when a man shits in their hand or picks up a piece of shit and then throws it in the face of a woman

During the heat of passion Todd gave Conis a Hartford Handgranade and she loved it."" After Jay caught his woman cheating on him, he surprised her at the door with a Hartford Handgranade!

by TheZman August 17, 2010

hartford ny

Not going to lie the only hot ppl here are stoners. They r bestfriends. You all know the exact two ppl I’m talking about and if u don’t then obviously you don’t go to hartford. Everyone else is bleh and most of the girls are pretty but some are ugly as balls. Also all the seniors here just start drama and then play the victim like just shut up omfg. Anyways if u don’t like Stewart’s or wanna go to Johnson’s cabin grill, then i guess you got to go to granville to get food bud .

Hartford ny

by ilovehotguys!7 February 15, 2022