A drug and alcohol infested town located in the smallest county in Indiana where the boys will steal from a homie and skeet on anything that moves.
"Hey Joe"
"yeah, what up pup"?
"Let's cruise Hartford Skitty for AA ho in our purple ride".
"Hell yes; count me in. Let's smoke crack with the toothless bitch & skeet parallel on her skank ass".
"yeah, what up pup"?
"Let's cruise Hartford Skitty for AA ho in our purple ride".
"Hell yes; count me in. Let's smoke crack with the toothless bitch & skeet parallel on her skank ass".
by Avery Savina March 25, 2008
A wealthy town in Connecticut where Jews reside, McMansions sparkle, kids think they have street cred, and the center thrives with ugly rich, melodramatic teenagers wearing eyeliner and polo shirts.
by Shaven Mustache Man September 25, 2006
1. Home to the the most "ghetto" non-black middle-upper class 9th graders in Central New York.
2. Suburb next to Utica
2. Suburb next to Utica
1. Wannabe-Black Kid: MAH YOU WHITEBOY!
Whiteboy: Shut the fuck up, you're not even black.
2. "Let's go to New Hartford!"
"Where's that?"
"Near Utica!"
"Let's not!"
Whiteboy: Shut the fuck up, you're not even black.
2. "Let's go to New Hartford!"
"Where's that?"
"Near Utica!"
"Let's not!"
by Murshaq October 12, 2006
by billyisbest June 19, 2005
Originally inspired by the name of a sandwich, a Hartford Grinder is pretty much anything dirty you can imagine
"He gave her the ol' hartford grinder".
"She looks like she's been through the hartford grinder a few times."
"I'm gonna do a few hartford grinders on myself before that date."
"She looks like she's been through the hartford grinder a few times."
"I'm gonna do a few hartford grinders on myself before that date."
by kill9 May 13, 2016
New Hartford guy: "We're going to our second home for the weekend."
Normal guy: "Second home? You own two trailers?"
Normal guy: "Second home? You own two trailers?"
by Rigatoni Tony September 9, 2020
An extremely wealthy suburb in upstate New York much like Greenwich, CT or Beverly Hills, CA. Don't even bother moving here in you're not a millionaire. Tourists, however, are always welcome.
Donald Trump: "I flew to New Hartford yesterday for a haircut."
Wealthy New Hartford man: "Let's go to my $500,000 mansion and rub whip cream on our bodies in front of the fire."
Wealthy New Hartford women: "When I'm depressed I like to roll around in a big pile of money to lift myself up."
Bumper Sticker on a New Hartford SUV: WHOEVER DIES WITH THE MOST TOYS WINS!
Wealthy New Hartford man: "Let's go to my $500,000 mansion and rub whip cream on our bodies in front of the fire."
Wealthy New Hartford women: "When I'm depressed I like to roll around in a big pile of money to lift myself up."
Bumper Sticker on a New Hartford SUV: WHOEVER DIES WITH THE MOST TOYS WINS!
by Tim Jerome November 19, 2007