A retarded retard who thinks he's funny but he isn't...which is quite embarrassing. Most of the time he stays indoors, but once in a blue moon his two retard spastic idiot mates will pick him up and go to micky ballsacks. He is also a homosexual faggot who likes suckin of streetwalkers. his hair follicles are very demented, he smells like a retard dickhead and he eats food.
Pete: "Yo look at that guy over there, he probs thinks he's funny."
Jai: "Yeh, he looks like the type of guy to suck off a streetwalker imo."
Theo: "He probably smells like a retard dickhead too."
Adam: "I agree completely! what a fucking retard...He is most likely a Harris."
Jai: "Yeh, he looks like the type of guy to suck off a streetwalker imo."
Theo: "He probably smells like a retard dickhead too."
Adam: "I agree completely! what a fucking retard...He is most likely a Harris."
by MikeSebastion October 29, 2018
Get the Harrismug. The sort of cunty person who would go around to his ex’s house to play Mario kart but then cheats on you and moves on 3 months later.
by M..a. September 16, 2018
Get the Harrismug. A complete moron with no friends. Struggles with everything and gets beat up a lot. If they get a friend nothing will happen because it's impossible for a Harris to get friends.
by H@rris2006 October 24, 2019
Get the Harrismug. A man who craves for attention in his inner core, he longs for attention and thinks it’s all about him. He also does backward rolls.
by Feenyyy March 29, 2019
Get the Harrismug. by Yepitsdatguy July 22, 2018
Get the Harrismug. A Harris is a friend that you love dearly. She may be a little crazy but she's got your back. Heavy drinking and snacks is the soul of the friendship.
by Crackinlaughin September 3, 2019
Get the Harrismug. A harrie is a person who is a fan/stan of the singer and actor Harry Styles. They are a very dedicated and loving fan group. Harries often fight for they lives on twitter to defend Harry Styles.
by kiwiwatermelons April 19, 2021
Get the Harriemug.