mothers against hard rock

a godsend group that is banning naughty music

mothers against hard rock should be part of the holy trinity

by Mensturating old crone June 29, 2006

Hard Rock

Horrid music that is similar to heavy metal. Led Zeppelin was considered the fathers of hard rock. Fans of hard rock were like punx but they were more violent and they had no purpose.

Hard rock bands are Led Zeppelin, Quiet Riot, Aerosmith, AC/DC, Def Leppard, and Motley Crue.

by Freak Face February 10, 2005

hard rock cereal

I don’t know, make something up, use this term spontaneously, it has no meaning

ayo, I love eating hard rock cereal.
bro I’m hard rock cereal!

by whatinfucksname October 14, 2023

hard rock cereal

Replacement term used for a spontaneous event or action.

I went to the bar and I got hard rock cereal slammed!

by whatinfucksname October 14, 2023

rock hard love handles

no such thing but tha's my excuse when my cell phone falls off of my belt.

Damn, my rock hard love handles knocked my phone off my belt.

by DutchSchultz February 22, 2010

rock hard

The state of a gentleman's penis when he is sexually excited almost to the point of spontaneous ejaculation.

Come on darlin', get yer kecks off, I'm rock hard!

by Richard Rockard June 22, 2006

Rock Hard

When a guy gets a erection.

Tyler got rock hard when his fuck buddy for the week started to rub his tip of his dick.

by vkfhdafhEWJ;FEWKJ January 18, 2008