jizz hanky

When you accidentally blow your nose with the handkerchief you jizzed in a few minutes ago.

1. OH FUCK ! I used the fuckin' jizz hanky !!!
2. Brad: Dude, what's that white shit on your nose ?
Pete: WTF?? I blew a jizz hanky ??!?!!

by menuuzer January 12, 2009

bush hanky

When someone blocks one nostril with their thumb and then blows out the other nostril with the force of a raging hormonal monkey on crack to eject the contents of the other nostril.

I didn't have a tissue so I used a bush hanky

by The bush hanky man January 30, 2015

hanky code

Wearing a colored hanky to identify sexual preferences within leather, or BDSM community. The color dictates your interest(s).

Black: Paingames, Whipping

Dark Blue: Fucking

Brown: Shit

Grey: Bondage

Red: Fisting

White: Wanking

Yellow: Piss

Which pocket is also important: left = top, right = bottom

Mike: Hey Jimmy, why does Paulie have a red hanky in his right pocket?

Jimmy: Oh that? He just wants some guy to stick his fist in his ass. That's his hanky code.

Mike: Well why do you have a brown one in your left pocket?

Jimmy: Go away.

by Bok May 18, 2006

air hanky

The art of blowing ones nose without the benefit of a tissue, sleeve or napkin. Just goes from nose to ground.

The marathon runner, we shall call him Nelson, used his air hanky to clear his nose so he would not lose valuable time during his run.

by John E March 23, 2005

hanky panky

Anything which can happen between a couple. There is no set definition as to what it may be, but it can be said that it is something that someone who is not part of the couple would not want to be around when it is occurring.

Hey you two! Remember: no hanky panky in the backseat!

by Tomothy November 29, 2004

mr hanky

a peice of living shit on south park who comes if u eat lots of fibers on christmas eve and he lives in a sewer and if u eat weird healthy food it makes his enviroment(sewer) bad and he could die if he doesnt eat chefs chocolate salty balls

i ate lots of fiber and took at shit on christmas ever and saw mr hanky but my sister flushed him. wat a n00bcaek

by sporkness April 21, 2007

cowboy hanky

the act of using your forefinger to block one nostril while blowing forcefully through the other nostril to remove all kinds of crap that collects.

His parents were relentless in their efforts to make their son the ultimate outdoorsman. He just wanted to dance; the only thing that gave him satisfaction was blowing a cowboy hanky on every hike because it made his mother break out in a rash.

by sanduski June 10, 2009