Han Fu - noun: Typically an asian adolescent who suffers from childhood obesity and still traumatised by the fact till today, an average Han Fu normally excels impressively in math, but somehow fails tremendously at everything else - predominantly in arts, language & athletics. However despite all the manifested negative quality of this person, his intelligence & appearances can automatically make you feel incredibly pleased with yourself, therefore he is naturally an ideal selection for a best friend, one could almost say he is a rare specimen, once you miss it, you could never wish the opportunity to return. In conclusion, love him like your father, and he will treat you like your mother.
Person A "Did you finish your math assignments?"
Person B "No, have you? We are ought to fail at life!"
Person A "Most definitely, of course, you have witnessed the fury of Mr Banana."
Person B "Tell me with your uppermost honesty, did you actually complete those work by yourself?"
Person A "Pssh, of course not, Han Fu did it for me!"
Person B "No, have you? We are ought to fail at life!"
Person A "Most definitely, of course, you have witnessed the fury of Mr Banana."
Person B "Tell me with your uppermost honesty, did you actually complete those work by yourself?"
Person A "Pssh, of course not, Han Fu did it for me!"
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by Erick the Ferret January 9, 2010
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"Ok, so what's that about the lump of coal I got for Hanukkah last year?" or "Isn't it enough you cut part of my special friend off?" or "So instead of Toys and elves and magic, all I get to celebrate Hanukkah by having to eat greesy latkes and light candles every single night (8) nights in a row?" or And all this just so my parents can quietly think; "Hey, Busta, aren't we doing a good job making Seth feel better about Santa not visiting with those really pretty Hanukkah cookies and greesy latkes and that really cool story about the Greeks and how Jews found oil to light their candles for a week and a day?" or "I am going to marry that cute gentile Mom and Dad so I can have an excuse to celebrate the other really cool celebration. Hey, admit it, for us kids anyway, Hanukkah can't light a candle to Santa's Toy Time."
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by Noufi90 February 7, 2010
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At first the date was moving pretty slow, but about a third of the way into Nanny Mcphee..... I slipped her the buttery handful!
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Day 1 You wake up covered in vomit and urine and no recollection of the night before, hahaha good times.
Day 2 You find your credit card only to release you must have bought the city out of booze with it.
Day 3. This is the tow yard we have your vehicle down here
Day 4 Oh sweet a wonderful collage of photos have surfaced of you puking, eating a burrito with no hands, and being seduced by an swamp donkey.
Day 5. Swamp donkey tries to friend you on Facebook
Day 6. Swamp donkey shows up at you're house asking for its underwear back which you mistook for a pillow case
Day 7. Oh god is my junk supposed to be that red
Day 8. Fuck it it's the weekend it time to rinse and repeat
Day 1 You wake up covered in vomit and urine and no recollection of the night before, hahaha good times.
Day 2 You find your credit card only to release you must have bought the city out of booze with it.
Day 3. This is the tow yard we have your vehicle down here
Day 4 Oh sweet a wonderful collage of photos have surfaced of you puking, eating a burrito with no hands, and being seduced by an swamp donkey.
Day 5. Swamp donkey tries to friend you on Facebook
Day 6. Swamp donkey shows up at you're house asking for its underwear back which you mistook for a pillow case
Day 7. Oh god is my junk supposed to be that red
Day 8. Fuck it it's the weekend it time to rinse and repeat
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