pig handle

Pig Handle, the act of a male masturbating to climax after “messy” anal sex.

I had to work my own pig handle till I came after pulling out of that nasty hoe’s poopy butthole.

by Borrachobob July 12, 2019

Handle it

Do what you got to do. Usually referring to doing something to the fullest extent.

"Lets out for my birthday, I want to get smashed!"
"Handle it!!!

by elybear September 25, 2010

Handle That Scandal

get your shit done. to go for it. do it.

"i wanna see whats crackin with that girl"
"go get her number homie. Handle that scandal yo"

by BAOH1 October 5, 2009

Handlebar Muffstache

When your girl shaves her pussy hair into the shape of a handlebar mustache so that when you eat her out you feel like more of a man.

I was eating out Barbara the other day, and her Handlebar Muffstache was so good that it made my dick twice as hard because I felt like more of a man.

by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 5, 2015

sticky handle

When someone ejaculates in the shower and wipes it on the shower knob. Most commonly seen in shared shower settings such as dormitories.

Everybody on the third floor has had to turn the shower on and off with their shower slides ever since a horrid new trend called the sticky handle started.

by Freshnikes27 February 25, 2018

pull a Hagelmoser

To 'pull a Hagelmoser' is a (roughly translated) traditional, slightly-out-of-fashion German idiom describing a young, dopey person attempting to attend a festivity that already took place a day ago, thus causing amusement witht the irritated hosts who are suprised by the late arrival.

Fritz, what are you doing here? Uncle Hubert's divorce dinner-party was yesterday! You've obviously pulled a Hagelmoser.

Let me check my calendar for your sister's wedding ceremony. I certainly don't want to pull a Hagelmoser.

by Guenther-San July 15, 2010

The "Oh Shit" Handle

The handle located near a passenger in a car. It is used in life threatening situations, usually by a spontaneous or involuntary actions.

Passenger: Can you slow down man? You're making me nervous.
Driver: I can't, I need to make it home before my parents
Passenger: Why?
Driver: I left my weed out in the den.
(driver makes a sudden right turn)
Passenger: OH SHIT! You crazy asshole, thanks for this handle though.
Driver: That's exactly why it's called The "Oh Shit" Handle.
Passenger: oh... yea.

by mschne7 June 15, 2009