han solo

A smart Star Wars orientated euphemism for jerking the gherkin / the 5 knuckle shuffle / having a wank.

I have to say, I had an absolute world class han solo last night.

by Jacko33 May 31, 2007

han solo

the best guy in the star wars trilogy who gets together with a useless bitch; master of witty lines

"you like me cause im a scoudrel"

by destroying u April 23, 2005

han solo

The act of pleasuring one self with ones own hand (masterbating alone with your hand = Han Solo)

Whats that kid doin in the shower...i hear noises

Uh ohhh

What?

Hes pullin a Han solo

by Banana6986 November 10, 2005

The Han Solo

When you giving it to her slow,right when you're gonna nut,you yell"Prepare for the jump to light speed"you speed up and you shoot it all in

Guy:I gave my girl the Han Solo last night.
Friend:How was it
Guy:She knows how to pilot the falcon

by Wheelz February 06, 2017

han solo

A popular Star Wars character. Not as good as Indiana Jones though.

I'll bet $40 that Indy will have kicked the shit out of Han before he reaches for that blaster.

by yup June 20, 2003

han solo

Masturbation. I'm writting the following word just because "the definition must have at least 20 letters and 3 words." -said the Pink Rabbit

"-So, what're you doing tonight?
-I think i'm gonna take a bit of han solo time for myself.
-Again???!!"

by Treflonso August 20, 2007

han solo

When you have to drop a duece real bad, and it comes out in one large clean turd and only takes one wipe of the crack. One turd and one wipe, hence han solo.

Juan: All that chinese food made me sick, i blew it up and left skidmarks everywhere!

Mark: That shit filled me up too, luckily when i went to drop a duece i had a han solo.

by the wopfather May 12, 2008