ham sandwich

an over weight sloppy girl that has lost all self respect for themselves thus making them also a slut willing to have sex with any and everyone.

Olivia is such a ham sandwich

by william mcfap October 4, 2011

Ham Sandwiched

heinous, absurd level of intoxication.

Matt: holy hell dude, Sean was so ham sandwiched last night he knocked on people's door wearing a leopard print thong, asking for a cup of sugar. Then we ordered a pizza and ate an entire chocolate cake. I woke up on his couch, covered in BBQ sauce.

Tyler: HAMMED!

by motherbear October 16, 2008

ham sandwich

Wonder bread, Miracle Whip, american cheese and, of course, ham. The favorite food of the Hobo.

Willy was on it like a hobo on a ham sandwich.

hobo

by billybobb December 28, 2005

ham sandwich

The act of one man fucking a women from the front, another fucking her from the back, and a man suddenly running out of a closet with a hammer and hitting the girl over the head with it.

Kate almost died when we ham sandwiched her last night, it was funny as hell

by MOSESLOVER November 11, 2010

ham sandwich

When you approach a sleeping person, and gently lower your buttocks over their nasal cavity, sealing off air flow. When they open their mouth, gasping for air, strategically lower your nutsack into their mouth. Upon restriction of breathing, they will regurgitate the nutsack.

You have successfully performed a ham sandwich.

My name is John Ward Doucette from Sault Ste. Marie and I always pretend to fall asleep so I can get a ham sandwich from my closest buddies.

by alec colyer April 13, 2008

ham sandwich

The ham sandwich can be invoked as a defense for someone who feels wrongfully accused. This comes from the saying that a good prosecutor could indict a ham sandwich, thereby pointing out that one should not presume the indicted is guilty.

Tom Delay, a congressional majority leader in the United States, was indicted on ethics violations. His colleagues came to his defense by invoking the "ham sandwich" defense. This defense became well known when Delay defender Senator Mike Rodgers confused the public by misusing the phrase when he said "... any attorney knows you can get an indictment with a ham sandwich." Obviously he meant "against a ham sandwich."

by Mitch Monmouth August 27, 2005

ham sandwich

Whens a someone puts an ass right on you face

thanks you fugger I no likes ham sandwich

by Cangh Jui May 15, 2003