halolz

Halolz is a website designed exclusively for showcasing humorously-captioned video game screenshots, videos or video-game related memes. It is updated twice over weekends and thrice daily on weekdays.

This screen is funny, let's send it to Halolz.

by Karasakii June 27, 2009

Gears of Halo Theft Auto 5

It's like nothing you've ever seen. It's nothing you've ever wanted to see! It's Gears of Halo Theft Auto 5!

We've ensured nothing can be more emotionally disturbing than this game. This game is full of so much explicit content it's been rated J.O. JESUS ONLY. And you thought Gears of Halo Theft Auto 4 was bad.

4 Different Professions:
-Crazy Crack Dealer
-Bloodthirsty Pimp
-Corrupt Politician
-Drunk Serial Killer

This sandbox game lets you do anything, and we mean anything! What other game can you beat your dog into a coma, take a dump in a urinal, and have unrestrained shameless sex with your bosses mother? Nothing! That's right, Jimmy!

"Reserve your copy of Gears of Halo Theft Auto 5 today!"

by crazycrackdealer March 1, 2010

Halo Reach

Fuck load better than Call of Duty.

COD Player:Dude i just got a thermal scope for my ACR
Smart guy plying halo reach:fuck you i just got a killionare

by BlazinAjun August 4, 2010

HALO 3

cuase of sudden GPA drops in highschools across the world.

PRE-HALO 3:
little billy was a straight A student, turned in his work on time, always on time for school, and never fell asleep in class.
POST-HALO 3:
little billy now is a nocturnal energy drink chugging pasty white as snow trash talking FIEND that goes by an alias known only to him and other xbl affiliates.

lil billy will be missed.....

by BE_PREPARED! October 9, 2007

My little weirdo Halo

Halo is my little weirdo because she always thinks she is weird over little things that make you laugh. She is so cute and makes you smile just looking at her. She leaves you speechless when you look into her eyes and you hope one day you will share a kiss with her. She is amazing in every single way. She thinks that she does not deserve you but she does not realize that you don't deserve her.

My little weirdo Halo is the best and the perfect girl for me

by Demon Morise July 5, 2022

Halo Hat

A hat specifically used to keep the Xbox Live headset to your ear while playing Halo 2 after the clip on it has broken and can no longer snap onto the headband. Mostly required due to the fact of poor design on Microsoft's part, why they made it in two parts is still a mystery. Thankfully they corrected their mistake with the 360 headset. Beanies work the best by far.

*signs on to Live*
*joins PPD's party*

OMK: Yo

PPD: *muffled noises*

OMK: What?

PPD: *Thump* Hang on man *Shhf* I gotta get my damn Halo Hat *Scrff*

OMK: Just buy a new mic dude...

by Danves September 17, 2008

halo 3

your girlfriends worst nightmare...

(GF. on the phone): hey babe whacha doin?
(BF.): ....... yes double kill!
(GF): huh? what are you talking about? Are u on halo 3 again?
(BF): ....... umm ya...cant talk now..call u back later..bye

by brennan parker March 4, 2008