Haemocolon

Bleeding from the rear. Usually caused by an unfortunate cycling accident or fall. Usually associated with "umunaco" riding.

Guy 1: Ahh!!! my arse is bleeding
Guy 2: Thats called Haemocolon

by Migaloo May 26, 2010

Hadon'care

The most dopest thing you can text back if a girl texts you something boring.

Boring Girl: I just bought a new bed for my cat!

You: Hadon'care

by TinglyWiener January 10, 2013

hadow fredd

Shadow Freddy but in this trend.

Evan Afton is hadow fredd

by Sophia_Cutie19 June 14, 2021

nejire hado

Nejire is a fair-skinned girl of average height with wide, curious eyes. Her upper eyelashes are long and thick, and her irises are a royal blue. Her hair is periwinkle, and it reaches all the way down to her knees, twisting around itself at her waist and curving inwards around her legs. She has side-swept bangs, tucked behind her ears on the right and hanging just over her eyes on the left, and two short clumps of hair on either side of her face, curved towards her face on the right and behind it, under her ear, on the left. According to the boys at U.A. and Yuyu Haya, Nejire is more of the "cute kind" than the "sexy kind."

nejire hado is such an airhead

by snxwy November 23, 2020

hamdog

The act of substituting a thin slice of deli meat for a condom.

"Fuck Trojans, I hamdog that shit."

"Sally forgot to take her birth control, so we just hamdogged all night long."

"I hamdogged Julia two weeks ago, and now I'm afraid she's carrying my meat spawn."

by Jeff Shewer January 11, 2009

habdol

"Having A Big Dick Out Loud", can be used literally or figuratively. Also describing a boner.

Josh told me to shut up, he was habdol.

Dude, then Margaret walked by, i was totally habdol

by Spencer013 September 24, 2007

Hadouken war

A game developed from being very bored... Involves throwing random objects at each other (pillows, balls, bottle caps, etc.) shouting hadouken everytime a projectile is launched...

Person 1: Dude, There's no one at the skate park, and I don't feel like skating... I'm bored as fuck!

Person2: Ok, I know how to settle this... Hadouken war!

Person1: Wtf is a hadou...

Person2: *picks up random cigarette box and throw it* HADOUKEN!!!!!!!!

by sk8it88 September 25, 2009