Haberdashery

Private parts, especially the pubic hair region

Put some pants on- you don't want everyone seeing your haberdashery!

by Gram Smith August 1, 2013

Haberdashery

Haberdashery embodies all physical, emotional, chemical, or conceptual disorder or entropy.

Babe, I'd like to take you to Long John Silver's for our two week anniversary, but they got the hush puppies on sale, and six people already been shot in the melees. I'm not down with that haberdashery.

by Frankietrain April 17, 2021

haberdasheried

the feeling of having the wind blow off your hat unexpectedly

The wind is blowing so hard, I am haberdasheried

by theconan January 13, 2022

Haberdy-shaberdy

1. Everything is everywhere
2. In disarray
2. A disaster

This room is all haberdy-shaberdy. Clean it up.

by Jackbot306 November 24, 2023

haberdash

Small items, usually ones used exclusively in sewing. Often used to mean "nonsense" when used as an interjection.

"His bouget was thus full of all manner of haberdash, but it was empty of coin."

by Mushiking42 July 18, 2024

haberdaiquiri

a port manteau of daiquiri and haberdashery

daiquiri is a little girls drink for when a kid is too little for alcohol or sometimes at ice cream bars
usually to incite that the noted feminist is probably diddling or trafficking kids or identifying and classifying kids

haberdashery ~ is a joke about how women are supposed to make themselves beautiful by mothership if they choose to do so and if they can

This stupid fokkin haberdaiquiri died trying to sell my family to a pedophile in New Jersey for cocaine.

by sinrlifemattrs September 17, 2025