Bob: Want to go play the sweetest sport in the history of sports?
Bill: Yea! What's it called?
Bob: Hockey!
Bill: Yea! What's it called?
Bob: Hockey!
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the hardest game to play at a high level. way better than basketball for countless reasons. its faster, more physical, and takes way more skill. Lots of skill = hockey player.
Person A : i play basketball because hockey is a sissy sport
Person B : say that one more time and your gonna have more dental problems than a real hockey player buddy
Person B : say that one more time and your gonna have more dental problems than a real hockey player buddy
by j-saint April 23, 2006
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by OH SNAP March 31, 2005
Get the hockey mug.Hockey is the best fuckin sport around. Probably the most dangerous and expensive sport there is. There is no problem w/ Girl Hockey players either because I am one of them.
by Jenith December 28, 2005
Get the hockey mug.A game that IS still on televsion and IS dominantly loved by Canadians and Europeans. the reason there was no NHL season in the beginning of 2004 and 2005 is because the NHL is unfortunately run by an AMERICAN!!! wtf is that?!?!? so all the americans that diss this sport and complain about it shut your face, it was awesome with the original teams, and the reason a lot of canadian teams have left is because of rich american bastards. International hockey is still the best, and is dominated by Canadians, Russians and unfortuantly do to the Canadian influence and coaching styles, America is up there too. What were we thinking, thats like giving away a family recipe. Was never invented in England BTW.
Grab a Stick, Go find Ice, bring a puck or ball,
include a net on two sides and bring friends, you have Hockey.
include a net on two sides and bring friends, you have Hockey.
by Methosohtem October 2, 2005
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If you think of football any person can run a route, catch or throw a ball and stick a needle full of roids in their ass.
Hockey takes skill, speed and smarts. You can't have a 400 pound guy play like in football. On the ice they let problems get settled like men should, with a tilt. Not to mention in no other sport can you grow the flow like in hockey. It's UNREAL.
If you think of football any person can run a route, catch or throw a ball and stick a needle full of roids in their ass.
Hockey takes skill, speed and smarts. You can't have a 400 pound guy play like in football. On the ice they let problems get settled like men should, with a tilt. Not to mention in no other sport can you grow the flow like in hockey. It's UNREAL.
Biff "Hey you watch the football game?"
Joe "No, if I wanted to watch roid monkeys rub themselves I'd go to a football players house and throw on some gay porn"
Biff "Did you watch the hockey game?"
Joe "Yea, it was UNREAl!"
Biff "I didn't."
Joe "That's BUSH!"
Joe "No, if I wanted to watch roid monkeys rub themselves I'd go to a football players house and throw on some gay porn"
Biff "Did you watch the hockey game?"
Joe "Yea, it was UNREAl!"
Biff "I didn't."
Joe "That's BUSH!"
by Gong Show Garry May 11, 2006
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