An indian kid that is very hot and is not a massive poo. Herald has a big penis and is very athletic and intelligent, everyone loves him
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by NOTAPERSONNAMEDHERALD November 23, 2021
Get the Herald mug.The initial morning dump, following a night of indulgence, consistently emerges impeccably shaped, requiring no additional wiping, unlike the subsequent messy aftermath that demands extensive cleanup. The Herald Dump’s purpose is to announce the horrendous shits that will be arriving shortly.
I thought after a night of beer , blow and Popeyes chicken that my ass got off the hook when I took a perfect shit to start the day, but it turned out to just be a Herald Dump.
by Flipside786 April 6, 2024
Get the Herald Dump mug.Hym "AND a bad herald. You had 1 job. To stop me by saving me. YOU did not do that. You, instead, just got shlonged by the first fat cock you interacted with... But that part was to be expected. But the 'not heralding' part? THAT is unforgivable Brett. You not wanting to be a part of it doesn't not change the fact that it's happening and your silence on the matter is a death sentence for both me and probably childrens. All the childrens, Brett. So I need you to stop doing a bad job and, instead, do a good job... Immediately. I am in a great deal of pain. Look... I know I didn't give you a magic surfboard... But I honestly didn't think you would need one to be more than completely useless. Which, up until now, you have been. I'd give it a C-."
by Hym Iam November 15, 2025
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