Fucked Up Hairline

When your hairline looks awful or ghastly.
This may even cause others who see it to have a nauseating effect due to witnessing such an atrocity.

Drew aka Drewbacca perfectly exemplifies this definition:
His hairline resembles a staircase, now this wasn't done on purpose hence the "Fucked Up Hairline"

Visual Evidence:
Exhibit A:
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3485/3183251697_f95103f461.jpg
Exhibit B:
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3128/3178603647_11c3f91e80.jpg

by Hypebeast2009 January 10, 2009

saitamas_hairline

a hot and funny mf on tiktok that has good taste and loves all their mutuals

“hey did you see saitamas_hairline’s new post?”
“yeah they’re literally my fav acc on tiktok omg”

by imfatkillme March 22, 2021

Drake's Hairline

It was left in 3rd grade

Aye! That niggah has Drake's Hairline! LMAOOO

by Drake needs to find a hairline October 19, 2016

receding hairline

When your face is so ugly that your hair starts to run away from it.

Bill: damn! yana has a massive forehead

Saul: No, that her hair running away from her face, its a receding hairline.

Bill: jeez!

Saul: but she"s a slut so just brown-bag it.

Bill: I'll pass

Saul: yeah

by pinwheel897 March 22, 2010

your hairline

A retarded thing people say when they have no good joke

Person 1. Can you give a dollar .
Person 2. Your hairline

by Fagot I date ur mom October 29, 2018

unfortunate forward hairline

Where a males hair points forward no matter what.

Look at that guy with the unfortunate forward hairline I can't help but feel sorry for that guy. However, studies suggest those with forward hairlines like to tweek whilst forcing his straight friends to take part in a circle jerk so i have no sympathy for him.

by sticky tech January 8, 2012

lebrons hairline

A line going through orbit on lebrons head controlling the embarrassing balding pattern.

Random fucker: Lebrons hairline left him like he left the heat
Lebron: You laugh at my hairline, I laugh at your paycheck.

by AyeBSeeNews May 23, 2016