Gunch

Gay Lunch. when two men eat lunch together and then swap blow jobs.

1. verb. I'm totally going to gunch him someday.
2. noun. So I had a really nice midday gunch with Austin today.

by immaslut August 1, 2012

gunch

An all encompassing word; a utility word. It may be used as a verb, adjective, or noun.

The way you use gunch is all up to you. It's an energy that can only be described as an unimaginable force that the most powerful people can use.

"Wow dude, you really gunched that one up."
"Hey, gunchie! Haven't seen you in a while!"
"What the gunch is up, Kyle?"
"I'm so gunched off right now I could punch someone."
"Uh-oh, I'm gonna gunch!"

by andouilles January 5, 2022

gunche

a hairless pussy.......bald as a baby

what do you prefer......just a wax, or go for the gunche?

by Meadow Soprano August 28, 2005

gunch

the gunch is a name for any unknown disease, usually on the skin and visible.
Creeping crud is used also.

I better go see the doctor. This gunch looks pretty bad.

by DavidLeeRoth March 5, 2005

gunch

a vagina washed in swamp water.

Whilst using his double donger, Weiros was over whelmed by the smell of his own gunch!

by Count Arza June 4, 2005

gunch

verb, 1970s-era: Jolt a pinball machine to change the way the ball bounces.

"How d'you gunch that thing so hard without tilting it?"

by foxfirebrand August 27, 2005

gunch

The nastiest cunt imaginable.

Holy shit, Azza's the worst GUNCH I know.

by Mike May 13, 2005